Baby sitting terror

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Molly's POV

    What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. Dan.
    You see my friends, I was suppose to go to Miles today. BUT NNNOOOO. I have to stay home while Dan and Phil go to a filming session. Ugh.
      Well. This is fun. Lies.
     I woke up to Kyle jumping on my stomach. "WAKEY WAKEY MALL!"
    He can't pronounce my name right so he says mall.
     "Alright alright I'm up." I sit up.
     He giggles. "You're hair is funny." He laughs.
     I pick him up and go eat breakfast. Dad and papa left around 10.
    I kept Kyle occupied with cleaning my room for me. He likes cleaning.
   Yeah yeah. I shouldn't use his OCD behaviors to my benefit. Blah. Blah. Blah.
     I then cooked him lunch and watched some south park.
    I turned off the tv "nap time!" I smiled.
    "No!"
    "Kyle. Bed. Now.."
   "NO!" He screamed.
    "Kyle! Bed or corner choose one!"
  "I WANT DADDY!"
    "Well dad would say the same thing." I crossed my arms.
   He fell to the ground and cried and kicked.
     I picked him up and put him the corner. "5 minutes." I walked away. I put in my headphones so I don't hear him. After maybe...30 minutes...I went to check on him. I found him in the ground, sleeping.
      I picked the little terror up and put him in his bed. He woke up and hour later. Grumpy and pissed as ever.
      I know what will make him happy.
     "What's your favorite color, Kyle?!"
      "Green..."
    Of course. Dinosaurs.
     I smiled and picked him up. I went to the salon across the street. I bought some blue hair dye for me. And green dye for Kyle. And went home.
     MAWHAHAHA let the process begin.
  

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