Iop Brain

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Well, I thought I went to bed. You'd be surprised that I, in fact, did not go to bed. For you see, 'tis a story of brutality and Iop brains that cause PAIN! Okay okay, calm down. I'll tell you the story like how I normally do. Gosh, people really don't like change do they?

As I was walking to the room, I heard some commotion coming from my left side, so being me, curiosity took over. I don't know why I bothered to waste my time for sleep on something like that, but oh well. "Give me back my meal Mr. Albatrocious!" Sir Percedale of Sadlygrove commanded the Albatrocious. He proceeded to grab Rubilax in attempt to chop off the birds neck, but in his wobbly state, wound up scaring the bird off and tinging is sword against the rail of the ship.

"You foof." Aster said under his breath, somehow appearing behind me.

Sounding a lot like Beat from the World Ends With You, I let out a gasp scream thing... "How'd you get there?!"

The Eniripsa responded by smiling mischievously at me. "I've always been here, Kaido." He said in the most creepiest tone he could possibly come up with. Of course, that sent shivers down my spine. Honestly, how did Astred ever put up with him?

"What have you done you idiot?!" Ruel snapped, "you scared it away with your crazy Iop ways!" Whoa! That could almost be a rap song of some sort! Honestly! Go back and reread it with a beat... Yo! "Albatrocious' protect the boats!"

"Only a whale lover would believe that." Dally responded looking out of the corner of his eyes in the opposite direction of Ruel.

"Uh..." Aster said sounding a bit confused, but at least he seems more cheerful now and less creepy! "Do you mean Kama lover? Because last I checked, Ruel likes Kama more than whales."

"Aster," I chuckled, "if you keep speaking in facts, you're going to confuse the poor Iop." Right after I said that, a lightning bolt struck the water behind Dally and thunder was very close behind. "Well... Looks like Ruel was right. I guess it could be worse though." Crap! I guess I should have kept my mouth shut! Looking ahead, or behind? I dunno boat logic... Well whatever direction it was, a huge hurricane spiraled in the sky! "Brace for impact!" I yelled in the second that we had before the hurricane crashed into the boat. All that could be heard were screams until everything went black.

"Nng..." I winced in minor pain as I slowly opened my eyes to see the boat completely wrecked. I found myself to be on shore, meaning we had crashed into an island of some sort, but what island? I slowly stood up and looked around, "is everyone okay?" I asked.

"Agh... My head hurts..." I heard Aster's voice from the ship and saw him laying on the wooden ground of the ship, it looked like something fell on his head though, but he wasn't bleeding. "Man... I'm winded." I mentally face-palmed. Well I guess if he can make puns, then he's perfectly okay.

Ruel woke up after a short while followed by everybody else. Though Ruel seemed to be taking it the hardest. He was almost in tears over his poor ship that was now a ship wreck. Jeez, who invited Wreck It Ralph to the party eh? Dally on the other hand, was enjoying his sweet freedom from the boat. Now that he wasn't sick, he was playing around in the ocean. Either that or trying not to get eaten by that giant fish chasing him. Oh? Nope, he's having fun. He's riding the blue fish with huge sharp teeth as if they've known each other for years.

"Astred?" I heard Asters frantic voice call out, "Astred where are you?! Please say something!" I quickly ran over to him and found him on his hands and knees, almost in tears. M-my dream!? Stay calm Kaido... I'm sure it's okay... Just stay calm. "A-astred, where are you?..." He asked and I saw a tear hit the ground.

"Guys!" Yugo yelled, "she's over here! It's okay!" I looked in the direction of the Eliatrope and smiled when I saw him bend down to help Astred get up.

In a flash of red and green, a very happy Eniripsa ran passed me and grabbed his fragile sister in a gentle hug. I slowly walked closer to them with a small smile, "I was so worried about you Astred!" Aster said. He's such a good brother. I wish I had family like that.

"S-sorry big brother!" Astred said with a smile, "I'm okay!"

"Well, now that everyone's okay, who's going to get food and water?" Eva asked causing Aster, Astred, and I to look in her direction. She was standing next to Yugo who was next to Amalia. Our thoughts were interrupted by the pounding of a hammer against wood.

Looking in the direction of the noise, I saw Ruel pounding away at the boat, begging it to be okay.

"Guess we should have named it." Aster spoke, "they say that's good luck. Though I still wonder why the Titanic crashed... It had a name."

"My bet would be someone scared an Albatrocious away." I responded.

"Well, guess we're going for food and water." Eva said.

"Um... Can Astred and I stay here?" Aster asked, "it's just, I'm worried about her and I want to keep her safe."

"Yeah sure. I don't see why not." Eva replied. "It shouldn't take too much of us to gather supplies anyway."

Aster gave her a huge friendly smile, "thank you so much! You guys take care!" He shouted and waved us all off as we began walking to go find food and water. You're probably thinking something along the lines of, 'why not just use the ocean water?' Well lemme tell ya something; the ocean water is salty and will dehydrate you, and also it's unsanitary. We need fresh water. 

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