Band One Shots & Weird Shit

Cooking X Tyler Dennen

It was an early Saturday morning as I woke up in the Sworn In tour bus. It was an off day and we were in California. I lived in CA and decided to join the guys on some of the west coast dates.

I slowly lifted my body off of Tyler's. I was in a good mood and I felt like baking something for the guys and some of the other crew members. I attempted to maneuver my way out of his bunk which was the second one from the floor. I did successfully, but I made a loud thump noise as I landed.

I froze, waiting for the others to wake up. When they didn't stir, I walked to the small kitchen area. Last night I made a late night run to a local grocery store to buy pancake mix. Thankfully, the box was labeled as 'just add water!' so I got some water from the sink.

As I started to put the first batch on, I heard someone stir and turned around, seeing that it was Tyler. "Hey you." Tyler said in a happy tone, putting his arms around me. "Well, someone's happy today." I said, getting out of his grasp. "Why wouldn't I be? My hot girlfriend is making me breakfast." He said, sitting down on the couch.

I rolled my eyes, "I'm not only make breakfast for you, you dick." I said, flicking my spatula at him, which had a little batter on it. He looked me up and down before lunging for my spatula and getting some batter in it, flicking it right on my face.

"Jesus Christ." I said, jumping on the couch. I tried to be quiet but it became impossible as my boyfriend became the hash slinging slasher in a couple of seconds. However, I decided to surrender and sit back down, mainly because I was really hungry.

"No fight?" He asked. "Nope." I replied, putting   The now burnt pancakes in the trash. At this point everyone was awake because of our banter. I apologized profusely to the others, brushed it off. Tyler and I then made the rest of the pancakes as we sat down to eat.

I then went and made some for the other crew members that were on the tour, I nearly ran out of batter. I, with Tyler's help, was able to give everyone that wanted them some pancakes.

We walked back to the tour bus hand in hand, worrying about the mess we had to clean up.