Lena: Your host of this none existent tv show is me! Lena Grug! Hello everyone!
Author: wow... you didn't even introduce me. How flattering.
Lena: you weren't even supposed to be here.
Author: you aren't here without me.
Lena: Fair point
Author: So let's spawn the Heroes!
*all heroes come crashing down*
Everyone: Ow!
Lena: the author forgot to tell you about that irregular updates so yeah, don't worry there's a chance we update more than once a week.
Author: and if there are no dares nor asks we'll be auto generating so enjoy.
Ruby: what nonsense you speak!
Oddette: Ruby, don't be rude.
Miya: Why are we here?
Lena: oh well, it's an ask or dare,
Zilong: OH HELL NAH!
Author: all of you are doing it whether you like it or not.
All: *groans*
Lena: say since no one made a dare yet... let's dare them.
Estes: should we be worried?
Author: most certainly.
Lena: okay, I can read your mind Au, and I can tell this is gonna be Yaoi.
Nana: What is Yaoi?
Layla: *WHEEZING DEEPLY*
Vexana: *giggling so hard* " oh dear child it is... "
Clint: NO NO NONONNO! DONT U DARE!!!"
Lena: well this is ask or dare.
All except Clint: OOOOH!
Vexana: the wonderful world of gay!
Nana: * full blown, can't comprehend*
Clint: don't like don't read, or watch.
Author: *clears throat* Zhask and Argus step forward.
Argus: I shall not let a mere mortal command me.
Zhask: What? *Appears through a portal*
Oddette: Fascinating...
Lancelot: *fumes in jealousy*
Zhask: Oh. It's you.
Argus: Damn, right.
Author: good. *drags both of them to the closet* imma stuff you two in here and you better kiss. There is no escaping! Oh and make the kiss a French one and that lasts 10 seconds.
Argus: HE DOESNT HAVE LIPS
Rafaela: are you implying that if he had lips you'd kiss him?
Argus: I- *blushes* Of course not!
Rafaela: *raises eyebrows*
Estes: My friend, he has lips you are just not aware of the anatomy of their race.
Argus: oh, so you're aware of their anatomy.
Estes: Uhhh...
Author: alright now get in! *pushes them in*
༄ in closet ༄
Zhask: WHY DO I HAVE TO KISS THIS ANGEL REJECT!?
Argus: WHY DO I HAVE TO KISS THIS D*CKLESS ALIEN?!
Author: *whispers* Lol.
Layla: *goes kawaii*
Zhask: Oh, SO YOU HAVE A DICK?
Argus: OH HELL YES I DO!
Zhask: GOOD TO KNOW!
Argus: ...
Zhask: ...
Zhask: I... didn't mean it like that.
Argus: Riiiiiiight.
Zhask: Hmmm... *Pokes Argus' side.*
Argus: WHAT THE HECK DO U WANT?!
Zhask: okay stop. I have a plan, devil.
Argus: say it. And FYI I'm no devil.
Zhask: Demon.
Argus: no. I'm just a fallen angel.
Zhask: no difference.
Argus: Ugh.
Zhask: okay. We have to fight.
Argus: how will this get us out, idiot?
Zhask: *shrugs* just to pass time.
Argus: Egh. But I somehow like how you're thinking.
Zhask: Also, I'm gonna dominate this fight
Argus: I'd like to see you try.
Zhask: Very well. And don't be surprise if my hands end up on your sides.
Argus: Fine! Wait, what?
Zhask: Game. *launches forward*
Argus: *cups mouth into microphone* MY, MY,—HOLY SH— BWAHAHAHA, HA, HA
_|-§Outside§-|_
Franco: think they'd regret this in the morning?
Aurora: A most probable alternate.
$$$$
Argus: *nudges Zhask's side*
Zhask: Huh?
Argus: *Starts tickling* Revenge, you petty alien!
Zhask: *blushes* FRuck!
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Zilong: How do you pronounce your name?
Lena: Lehna
Alucard: Ohh. I KNE-
Zhask: Ah...Uh- *muffled laughing that the heroes cannot hear*!
All (especially Vexana and Layla , except Alucard): KYAAAA!
Layla: *soul goes out the body*
Vexana: Booooyah! MUWAHAHAHAHA! *Jumps out the window dragging Layla's corpse with her*
Alucard: *scarred for life*
Roger: Need beer?
Alucard: Give me a million.
Roger: kay.
Chou: Count me in.
Zhask and Argus leaves the cabinet after Argus' head went through the door.
Author: so what did you do?
Argus: N-nothing!
Author: you sure? *intense eyebrow wiggling*
Argus: What?
Rafaela: what did you do.
Zhask: we fought, using tickles.
Moskov: Must've been fun. So you won?
Rafaela: Hmm.
Zhask: Yep.
Rafaela: Kay...
Author: *looks at watch* a time to wrap it up.
Lena: uhuh
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Author: so much for a head start and a good impression.
Lena: Agreed.
Author: let's end it here. Zilong take it away!
Zilong: take what away.
Author: Nevermind. So that's a wrap.
Lena: welp... KaPish!
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