[HIGHEST RANK: #154 IN HUMOR]
The Land of Dawn, where danger resides is where the toughest, strongest, and dirtiest of heroes reside.
Let us pay them a visit... wait... where are they?
Oh they've just been teleported to a void place with a house and...
Author: also, haven't written in a while. I might screw up the system.
Lena: *rolls eyes* hurry up already.
Author: I lost my come back so fuck off.
→ to the heroes
Zilong: *opens mouth to speak*
Vexana: NO, I AM STARTING THIS FREAKING CHAPTER.
Zilong: *very calmly* Author started it.
Vexana: *sulks in the corner*
Alucard: Anywho, whaddup?
Zhask: *looks up* I honestly am not one to know.
Argus: *rolls eyes* 'course not.
Zhask: *sighs* I'm tired of playing around honestly. And I thought you'd at least be educated in romance with your looks enough to catch the hard-to-getters.
Argus: *blushes* Most of my memories of being an angel and mortal was wiped off. And what does that mean?
Layla: IT MEANS HE LIKES YOU AND YOU TWO WILL F—
Zhask: *ignores, grabs Argus' collar and kisses him*
Author: *faints from the shadows*
Hayabusa: *frowns*
Moskov: Lena and Zilong made me read a story once and now I remember 'grumpy yam* *scowls*
Author: *clutches heart* A-h no more, no more gay *wheezes* too much. Dares! Director!
Lena: it's basically still you.
(Ask/Dare #1, From: @CommandWolfDark)
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To Zilong: "Make Alu Jealous"
Alucard: *groans* not this again.
Zilong: *smirks and flirts with Lancelot*
Lancelot: Um... dragon pony you said?
Alucard: Hahaha, railed! I meant failed!
Zilong: aren't you jealous?
Alucard: Nope. I'm the butter jar your the top *winks*
Zilong: *backfired and blushes*
Lancelot: then what am I?
Alucard: A spoon.
Zilong: *gasps* But That takes the butter in the jar and removes the top!
Alucard: that's a knife! Also, Odette's the fork.
Lancelot: Ah, Correct.
Odette: I shall take it a compliment so, thank...you?
To Roger: "Are you gay? And for who?"
Roger: I. AM. PANSEXUAL.
Alucard: So you likes pans?
Roger: *facepalms*
YSS: *laughs*
Gossen: a pansexual is a person who does not care about gender.
Layla: what's a sexuality that doesn't care about sexuality?
Gossen: explain further.
Layla: like, that guy's gay but you still make out with him.
Gossen:...I do not know...
To YSS: "Kiss 1 guy"
YSS: Roger!
Roger: *scurries over* yes?
YSS: *tiptoes and kisses him*
Layla: *screams into a stolen pillow*
To Gatotkaca: "I miss u"
Gatotkaca: Who are you?
???: Anonymous!
Zilong: no you're not. You're name is listed here.
Layla: omg you're so cute! What's his name?! Zilong?!
Zilong: it's CommandDarkWolf.
Lena: Huh? Author calls him wolfie the cutie.
CoDaWolf: *blushes* I-I'm not cute.
Layla: AHHH SO CUTE XD
Miya: *pouts*
To Pharsa and Odette: "Bird fight, winner will get kissed by the handsome Lancelot"
Pharsa: I am not interested.
Odette: Me neither, and um, she's very um, powerful?
Odette: also *clears throat* me and Lancelot are over just so any of you know.
Pharsa: *looks away*
Lolita: what, why?
Lancelot: I have found lady Odette 'making out' with Pharsa.
Pharsa: *chokes*
Lancelot: we parted in good terms though.
Odette: indeed we have.
To Haya: "Are you gay?" *lenny face*
Hanabi: the face unsettles me.
Kagura: *shrugs* you can't actually see it.
Hayabusa: I do not actually know what I am. I am...was... and aromantic that gets caught in love which means, I am undecided in the gender I prefer.
Clint: wait, so you date both sides without actually meaning to?
Hayabusa: *slowly and sadly nods*
Clint: Damn, you hot ninja guy.
To all girls: "Who is lesbian? Raise your hand! I want to know."
Alice: *raises hand*
Layla: I'm bi!
Miya: I'm gay for Layla.
Kagura: in love with Hanabi!
Hanabi: Gay for— I meant, destined for Kagura.
Vexana: Ah, young love.
Author: they hadn't made love yet.
Lena: Author, I swear...
Author: of course you do. Especially after I told you that swearing helps ease pain.
Lena: *sniffs* Yeah.
To Harley: "Did ya ship MiSley"
Harley: Did.
Harley: Did.
Harley: After she broke my sister's heart, I WOULD STILL FUCKING SHIP IT? OF COURSE I FREAKING WILL.
Cyclops: Woah, Harley, Chill.
YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN!
Author: *by the launchpad* Ah, I missed that.
Lena: anyway, that's all! Dare Box still open. Also, extra 5 chapters cuz why not?
(It's actually a thank you to all of you. Especially, Antonette, Tate, Yuuki, and Wolfie my Cutie)
Bonus:
Ungodly screeching from Harley in the background. House on fire and a dead Miya on the floor.
