Mobile Legends Ask or Dare! (UNOFFICIAL)

I'm flattered

Author: hahaha, my name was autocorrected to "authorities" (quoting motion there)

Lena: yeah, yeah, whatever.

Author: you emo bean.

Lena: oh yeah you joyous sunshine.

Author: I DON'T LIKE THE SUN.

→ to the heroes

Harley: let me guess... the door will—

The door is ripped off of it's hinges

Author: WHAT'S UP FUCKAHS!

Cyclops: and you were correct.

Aurora: I am afraid that there is... might... be something wrong with Vexana.

Vexana: (waves hands dismissively) I have a feeling that this is yaoi.

Zilong: I've got a sneak peak and you are correct... sadly... happily? Idk.

Miya: you need to get your life together.

Zilong: me and Alucard are already together.

Alucard: I'm—I'm flattered.

Zilong: you matched the title.

Alucard: Wh—

(Dare/Ask #1, From: @ComandWolfDark)

To Roger: "Are you gay?"

Roger: as we have played the game "Seven minutes in Heaven" I have clearly stated that I am pansexual.

Nana: what's pansexual?

Roger: a sexuality that doesn't care about gender.

Nana: oh...

To RoShin: "KISS!"

Author: *cries*

Lena: Wtf?

Author: I couldn't count the exclamations...

Lena: you hypocrite.

Author: I'm more critical than critical but not a hypocrite, Fucker!

Vexana: YAAAAS!

Lena: Awww, my OT3 is destroyed...

YSS: if that is what is necessary.

Roger: are you sure?

YSS: we have kissed before have we not?

Roger: Ah, yes.

YSS: *tip toes slightly and kisses Roger*

Roger: *blushes heavily*

Layla: AWWH MAN!

Bruno: THAT'S WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY!

Layla: Sorry...

Vexana: *dancing in the background*

Alice: damn.

To Alucard: "if you see Zilong with another boy, what would you do?"

Alucard: I see Zilong with boys a lot. I mean, he's currently hanging out with Lance right now.

Zilong: *laughs with Lancelot*

Alucard: but if you mean what you mean, I'd get jealous and kill my self *shrug*

Layla: awww.

Nana: that was dark...

Kagura: I agree.

Hanabi: I want a kiss *pouts*

Kagura: *smiles* I shall grant that wish! *kisses Hanabi*

Hanabi: *smiles*

To Martis: "Are you gay?"

Author: I use to think that Martis looked like Doctor Strange and that he was a wizard...

Martis: well, I'm not. I'm not gay and I'm not a wizard.

Lolita: Then what are you?

Martis: Aromantic, And if any of you are stupid enough to not know what that means, it means I don't fall in love.

Lolita: oh...

To Vexana: "No Phone."

Vexana: What? No phone what?

Layla: I think it means that you don't have your phone.

Vexana: THAT SHALL NEVER HAPPEN, IF SOMEONE STEALS MY PHONE I WILL WAGE WAR AND SKIN THEM ALIVE!

Harley: *stealthily steals Vexana's phone as she continues to rant about what she'll do*

To all fighter roll: "Eat Samyang!"

Argus: I don't wanna take of my helmet.

Alucard: well, sucks to be you. This stuff is great *makes slurping noise as he sucks the noodle*

Argus: ಠ_ಠ

To Lancelot: "Kiss Zilong~"

Zilong: WHAT! NO!

Alucard: time to go kill myself.

Zilong No, Alucard Wait!

Zilong: Ahhhhaboardaboadthenopetrain.

Lancelot: I refuse! I am with Odette.

Odette: do not worry. It is merely a dare that does not hinder our relationship.

Lancelot: I-if you say so your majesty.

Odette: *smiles*

Lancelot: let us get this over with, Sir Zilong, so that you may attend to your significant other.

Zilong: Yes, Yes. *kisses Lancelot so fast no one saw it and runs after Alucard*

Lancelot: O...kay.

Vexana: AND I WILL—FUCK, WHERE'S MY PHONE, YOU HOOLIGANS!

Author: I love you too @CommandWolfDark! Thanks for the dares and leave some more if you've still got them. Sadly, my hands are broken due to the excessive effort I did to get the faded in piano tiles 2. Based on all the typos that I had to horrendously correct...

But let us celebrate for my success!

Good night!