Author: I'm ashamed that I was to lazy to update and because... THIS GAME IS EPIC!
Lena: What is?
Antonette: 7 minutes in heaven.
BlackFire: *appears out of nowhere* damn, Au, get a life.
Author: YOU TOO? GET OUT!
Tate: *wakes up* Huh, Bablooza! Mama!
BlackFire: *Scoffs* Geez. I don't get why Lena likes you. *leaves*
Yuuki: who's she? Lol.
Author: *waves hands dismissively* let's go! Changing the system a bit for now.
❯Dare courtesy of: Aomikuchan ❮
►"LET'S PLAY SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN!"◄
Alucard: What's that?
Tate: *wrenches data pad off of Antonette's hands and throws it to Alucard which hits him exactly in the forehead*
Alice: Haha! Eat that lover boy!
Zilong: I'd prefer if he ate my dick.
Antonette: Ow. Excuse me, I must relocate my wrist.
Author: We've got our first one up! A perfect time for BJ's!
Lena: this book has turned to cringe.
Yuuki: If I weren't chill I'd kick you.
Tate: TOO BAD IM NOT! *kicks Lena*
Antonette: hmmm... let me try out something. *snaps fingers*
*cricket noises*
Antonette: I'm so disappointed. Let me flush my head down the toilet now.
Moskov: Aren't they supposed to be in the closet?
Zilong: can't you see we're publicly gay and dating?
Zhask: *snorts*
Argus: What a hideous sound.
Zhask: Not that yours is any better.
Rafaela: Though you must admit that it is cute?
Freya: You truly do.
Argus: *sigh* I hate you both for being such fine readers.
Zhask: Eugh.
Author: Hmmm, let's try Rafaela and Argus for once.
Argus: Waa-NO—
ZAP!
Argus: Hey....
Rafaela: it does not immediately apply that we kiss, Argus.
Argus: *blushes* that—
Rafaela: Anyway, when are you gonna fornicate with the alien invader?
Argus: What is fornicate?
Rafaela: Sexual intercourse. I will not use a slang.
Argus: *LETS OUT A DEMONIC SCREECH AND PROCEEDS TO VICIOusly scratch the door whilst choking*
Author: Oookay, ZiLucard is up!
Zhask: I am offended that that angel would assume we'd engage in coitus.
Tate: what's that?
Zhask: sex.
Everybody: *looks at Zhask*
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