Author: Haven't updated in a while.
Lena: everyone's bored.
Author: yeah sure. Anyway, thanks for the Dare! You basically revived the book!
Lena: I wonder what happened to @CommandDarkWolf
Author: Yeah, me too... anyway, gonna be switching up the format a bit. I'm on weak internet, so yeah.
→ to the heroes
Zilong: *rushes into the room, slips slightly and screeches*
Harley: what is that unbearable screeching?! *sees zilong on the floor* I had overly thought better of you...
Zilong: *ignores* WE'VE GOT DARES!
Alice: What? No!
Estes: *sighs*
Layla: *smiles and thinks: more yaoi time huhu*
Diggie: Hey think positive guys, at least we won't be so bored!
Eudora: you try thinking positive! What would you feel when you have to kiss a... kiss a random guy's... underwear.
Diggie: I take that back...
Author: Haha, and we're back!
Lena: *cringes* this book is a mess.
Author: don't really care. All of these dares are courtesy of the wonderful @aiden_hunter! Can I get some of those claps?
Eudora, Moskov, Freya and Alice: *sarcastically claps*
For AluZi: I dare Zilong to be the uke for a whole chapter
Alucard: Oh yeah! Hahahah, whoo!
Zilong: ohmyfartingdragons... why... oh well, it's not my first time.
Alucard: *takes a condom from Gossen* let's go! Oh, and thanks G!
Gossen: no problem.
AluZi: *Leaves*
Everyone: *Looks at Gossen*
Gossen: What? I don't use them. I have them just in case people need them.
Hanzo:...
Nana: oh hey!
Hanzo: this is normal isn't it?
Kaja: Yes, it is.
Author: I WILL FIND A SHIP FOR YOU SOON KAJA!
Kaja: I...am a king... I don't need one.
Author: don't mind. Don't care.
To the gays:
Answer this honestly, no lying! Have you guys ever even once, fell in love or had a crush on zilong?
Martis: No.
Claude: Nope!
Lancelot: Ah, no. I've got my Odette. *freezes, turns around* ah, my lady.
Odette: you're gay?
Lancelot: bisexual in truth.
Odette: why didn't you tell me?
Lancelot: I was afraid you'd leave me!
Odette: oh, Lancelot. Not in your wildest dreams, darling. *holds Lancelot's hand*
Author: *clears throat* ah, nice. Yep, yep. Mm, yeah. Okay.
Lena: what's up with you.
Author: my hand fucking hurts, that's what.
To Lunox:
I dare you to dance to Rewrite The Stars
Lunox: A-ah, *looks around, points to herself* me?
Irithel: Yes.
Lunox: *looks Irithel up and down, blushes* o-okay. Would you... mind dancing with me?
Irithel: *smiles* No.
Harith: Aye, Yes!
Nana: yay!
Lunox and Irithel: *dances*
Moskov: *close to tears* what the f—
Estes: *covers mouth* stop cursing so much...
Moskov: *nods*
Zilong: *comes out, unable to walk steadily* Wow. I hope they get together soon.
Alucard: and bang. *sees Zilong glaring* what? I was talking about my game *waves phone*
Zilong: your phone is off!
Alucard: oh? Maybe you can help me get it on.
Zilong: *sighs and blushes*
Lunox: *finishes* thank your for dancing with me. Would you like to dance another time?
Irithel: *smiles* surely.
Lena: next one up!
To Nana:
Turn harith to a cat
Harith: *backs away* Nana, no. Nana, NO!
Nana: I'm sorry! *casts spell*
Harith: NO, NANA- MEOW!
Harith: *dumbfounded, looks at himself and hisses*
Miya: I think it's time to run. *pushes nana* NOW
Harith: *lunges at Nana*
Nana: Ah, Wait!
TECHNICAL ERROR
Author: wow... okay
Lastly for all of you:
I want you to dance to a mash-up of Mic Drop and Popstar by K/DA
Moskov: Fucaduk
Estes: *sighs*
Rafaela: Very well.
Zhask and Argus: *bickering*
Music starts and the rooms turns dark and a disco ball appears. Gossen is the first to dance, and he does it perfectly, Claude joins him. Hayabusa tries to escape into the shadows but is pulled back by Gossen, Hanabi and Kagura. He was forced to dance awkwardly. Clint trips on his fucking shoes like an idiot and dies, he lands on Helcurt who was having a drink. Helcurt chokes and dies. Lena ends up doing a showdown with Author using the Macarena dance.
ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN!
ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN!
*music stops*
Author: all right, that's the end of it, thank you for the dares and I hope you continue to leave some more. Bye!
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