Zilong: as much as I hate truth or dare, it's the only thing keeping us occupied.
Vexana: then buy a Yaoi manga!
Zilong: do you think Author would let us out? And no, I'm no fudanshi.
Alucard: Fudanshi?
Zilong: a guy who likes Yaoi.
Vexana: may you be one?
Alucard: no.
Layla: it's saddening /:^)\
Vexana: meh. Yaoi will keep us occupied forever!
Layla: indeed!
Zhask: Ugh *comes in room and arches his back till cracking noises came* damned round.
Argus: *nosebleeds* I must have a disea-
Rafaela: *INTENSE EYEBROW WIGGLING*
Argus: NO!
Zhask: oh shut up, already. I've been needing a break.
Hilda: what could the matter be to make a warrior such as yourself beg for a break!? Although I'm the only real warrior here.
Tigreal: STOP SAYING THAT.
Zhask: first, I got turned into a catlike Totoro, second, I got wall pinned by the panda. Third, I got rammed repeatedly by a car. Fourth, a continuous headshots from a certain sniper. *glares at Lesley*
Lesley: *gulps*
Zhask: and I can continue on.
Argus: uh... who were your enemies?
Zhask: Why does this concern you?
Lolita: I think he wants to fight them off for hurting you! Isn't that sweet?
Argus: No...
Author: *walks in* hey, anyone know what's sweet, best served cold, related to lemonade but mostly gives it to you regardless if you're allergic , usually a dick and feels like forever although short amount of time passed? And no. It's not life.
Hayabusa: where may you have gotten this knowledge?
Author: from the sayings "revenge is best served cold, revenge is sweet, when life give you lemons make lemonade and etc."
Miya: why exactly do you wish to solve this matter?
Author: I'm solving the biggest question in the world! Anyone may help, now goodbye. *throws a smoke bomb but jumps out the window*
Zhask: alright then.
Rafaela: where had you two left off?
Zilong: with Argus' no
Argus: right.
Natalia: *pops out of no where* have you seen the Cyley Pair?
Rafaela: sad to say Harley's sick and Cyclops is taking care of him.
Natalia: I see.
Lena: *comes running in* TIME TO END THIS CHAPTER!
Author: *chases Lena* GUARDS! GET BACK HERE!
Karina: for an odd reason I ship you two.
Karrie: *nods*
Author. Lena: ...
Balmond: FOOLS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Author: Spymaster, Author, to sentry one: launch the RPG.
Everyone: OH NO
Author: write down give dares, and kill Karina and Karrie,
Zhask: well goodbye. *simply creates a portal*
Argus: Wait Zhask! Let me come!
Zhask: no. *jumps through portal*
Lena: nice job.
Karina, Karrie: indeed! *shares high five*
Suddenly, an RPG comes, with words written on it:
"GIVE ME THE MOST EMBARRASSING DARES YOUVE GOT!"
"SLAY THE K'S!"
Blacked out.
§>E/A/N<§
Lol, I love myself for this. But do give me dares.
And I really need to solve this big question, I got it from the lines of "life is short"
"Life is long"
And the dick part, that's just obvious.
"When life give you lemons make lemonade, what happens if you're allergic?"
"Revenge is best served cold"
"Revenge is sweet"
And the thing with, they say Earth is big, but they also say "they struggle to fit in" meaning to say it's small.
And lastly the feeling of it being 19 minutes passed but it was just 5 minutes
So yeah, that's that. Please drop a dare and Yeah, I'm planning on changing my way of writing so tell me which one you'd prefer starting next week.
Have a nice day!
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