[HIGHEST RANK: #154 IN HUMOR]
The Land of Dawn, where danger resides is where the toughest, strongest, and dirtiest of heroes reside.
Let us pay them a visit... wait... where are they?
Oh they've just been teleported to a void place with a house and...
Author: Whoo, early in the morning. Went jogging. BUT IM NOT AN EARLY BIRD.
Lena: *stumbles out doorway* what the fu...
Yuuki: DARE
Tate: *snoring*
Antonette: Tate is sleeping... *shudders*
Author: *pushes Antonette* go wake the beauty up. Here *gives a stick* have fun! Let's go!
* Author leaves with Yuuki and Lena*
Antonette: *groans*
→ To the heroes
The door bangs loudly to the wall, all the heroes were startled and jumped back. Smoke arises from a smoke bomb and a smoke grenade. Once it disappears... Yuuki burps.
Author: NOOOOOOO, THE SCRIPT.
Yuuki: oh, screw the script.
Harley: Sooo, why are you here?
Bruno: Oh man! Harley and Cy were gettin it on!
From the staff and casts' office they hear muffled screams. One from Tate fangirling, one from Antonette being attack by plushies.Tate barges in, but her very, very, very, VERY big glasses got stuck on the doorway. But she untangled herself, nonetheless.
Tate: CYLEY!
Cyclops: Bruno...
Bruno: Mars!
Cyclops: Hey, that's a great chant or cheer.
Bruno: Yeah!
Harley: That's perfect too!
Author: shut up. That's not the reason we're here. Wait... where's Antonette?
Tate: being suffocated by plushies...
*in the background, they hear the Respawn Machine come to life* (yes with capitals)
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"I dare everyone to stay in a room with anyone they like/their couple for like 1 day."
Harley: Hah! Me and Cy share the same bed!
Cyclops: *blushes* H-Harley!
Clint: Aye, when ya doin somethin' you doin it right.
Bruno: quote from a song.
Author: I got autocorrected to broom...
Antonette: *shuffles in in a daze* what happened? aren't I dead?
Author: if you know the Respawn Machine pretty much alike tf2's (team fortress 2) then it's like that.
Antonette: Oh.
Moskov: And Yuuki can't take her own dare.
Yuuki: What?
Moskov: backread.
Author: DARE TIME DARLING
Clint: WHERE'S MY CREDITS?
After 15 minutes
Cyclops: Oh Harley! Oh, Oh! Oh God. C'Mon Harley! Faster!
Layla: HOHOHO YEAH.
Vexana: YAAAAaaaassssssss
Tate: Heheheheeeeeee.
Author: Oh, crud.
Harley: *playing video game and loosing*
Cyclops: *audience*
Next one
Zhask, Argus.
Author: So he likes... Zhask?
Zhask: *from the room* no. The only reason we're here is because you pair us together and that Rafaela and Argus' relationship is that of one from DinoDren.
Tate: damn, clever.
Argus: *bangs the door repeatedly*
Antonette: this'll take forever.
Author: —for them to make out! Next one! The quadruple!
Yuuki, Alpha, Saber
Yuuuki: Oh crud.
Author: Alpha and Yuuki are dating. Saber likes Alpha.
Saber: Am I that obvious?
Alpha: Yes.
Tate: *pushes them in* NOW GO FUCK!
Author: TATE NO. TOO NSFW.
Lena: Please. If you could've write smut, Rule of Zhargus would be NSFW.
Author: SHUT IT.
Tate: *looks at between the two* Aha!
Tate viciously grabs Author and Lena and thrown them in a room
Author: Tate what the fu...
Lena: HOLY SH*T I DONT LIKE YOU
Author: Me neither.
Tate: Whoo. We'll get back to them another time. Next one is Natalia and Tigreal.
Natalia: ...
Tigreal: Nat?
Later...
Tigreal: *face flat on people (pillow), ass in the air*
Natalia: *half on the floor, half on the bed*
Tate: Author's hands are hurting with a booboo! Gotta go. Thanks!
