In a dimension where all is Blackness, with a door that leads to the hallway which isn't even a hallway and bathroom, lies the idiotic ML heroes.
Argus: IDIOTIC?
Alucard: What a way to start it.
Zilong: agreed.
Author: for some reason when I type "Zilong" I am immediately autocorrected to "Silo Got" who is he?
Miya: BWAAAHHAHAHA
Natalia: *Snorts*
Zilong:
Zilong: ...
Natalia: anyone familiar with the ship Cyley?
Cyclops/Harley: *Bombed* HWAT?
Vexana: My,my,my of course it is the one and only Vexana who knows! *smirks*
Clint: *scowl* for a dead corpse to know such.
Vexana: Shuddup Cowgirl!
Clint: *glares*
Natalia: Anyway, Can you send me some pics of these two if you have any?
Cyclops: Why Nat why?
Harley: Why indeed, why?
Vexana: Oh shush.
Miya: Lol.
Lena: Anyway.... Who looks like an otaku?
All: *points at Kagura, Miya, Fanny,Rafaela, and Hayabusa.*
Hayabusa: * holds breath* "NOT."
Chou: yeah right. You told yourself that you had a dream of kissing Kagura but she was a he. And you also said it was because of yaoi.
Hayabusa: SHADOW KI-
Chou: OH DEAR LORDY LOO!
Alucard: The Lord has a Loo?
Lord: *Nods*
Vexana: *Chuckles.*
Rafaela: Uhm... well I'll have to admit it's nice. Kagura did introduce me to the world of 'otaku'
Vexana: World of yaoi is what you should find my dear.
Rafaela: no thanks... please.
Miya: *shrugs*
Chou: HELP M-
Hayabusa: *hits Chou with Shurikens*
Chou: PLE- OUCH!
Fanny: hahaha yes. I like the Kuroshitsuji and attack on titan
Kagura: yuri anime's are interesting, but yes I am an otaku.
Everyone: ...
Kagura: dear me, sorry.
Author: okaaay ,oh and I have an idea.
Lena: What?
Author: how about I do dares and you do asks?
Lena: Meh.
Author: a Alright.
Author: *snaps fingers and then the AluZi couple appears in a dark room*
Lena: add in Roger in the action.
Author: *adds roger*
Roger: Huh?
Alucard: oh, hey...
Zilong: Yo
Roger: uh huh
Author: *taps mic*
Can you hear me?
Alucard: reason for ears.
Zilong: that's not what she meant...
Alucard: Meh.
Okay so I'll be showing up texts about you two. I'll say what's mine and which isn't.
Roger: whew
Alucard: yeah yeah yeah. Get it over with so I can slay you.
Yeah right. Not even in your wildest dreams where you f*ck Zilong. (Ooh make that a part of what you'll see! Credits to me!)
Alucard: DAGH
Zilong:WhyehwhatdidIdoiwasjustsittingherebeingcuteandallwhycantyoudoittothecyleycoupleb*tch
Roger: what did you say?
You must've made another language.
Zilong: just get this over with already.
Alright alright
"Alucard's got he's rape face on set for Zilong"
(Commenter in one of buns art in Facebook. Credits are to him/her)
Zilong/Alucard: RAPE!?
Roger: *looks photo up* Why was he smirking? Was he planning on getting you pregnant? *looks at Zilong*
Zilong: I-I dont... uhhhh．．．
Alucard：*ｄｉｅｓ *
"Watch out, Alucard. Once Zilong mans up, He'll Fuck You senseless．-credits to me
Okay that's enough. Now hold on until I reach at least a totality of 500 words
Zilong: *Dies*
Roger: Forever is real.
Both: *resurrects* nope!
Author: well let's get it over and wrap it up.
YOU HAVE BE-
Author: no wait I got another dare.
All: *groans*
Author: Cyclops, Hayabusa, Harley, Nana and Zilong come here.
The 5: huh what?
Author: okay experiment time. Form a line, Zilong being last, Cyclops in front of Zilong, Harley in front of Cy and hayabusa in front of Har. So Nana is out of the line. Form the line!
The 5: *forms line*
Author: okay, good. Zilong I need you to first skill cyclops, nana shapeshift Zi as he does so, while cy second skills Harley and Harley throws his cards at Hayabusa and Hayabusa throws his shurikens at Nana.
Author: Go!
Nana: *Shape-shifts Zilong*
Zilong: *shape-shifts yet first skilled cyclops*
Cyclops: second skills Harley*
Harley: *thriws cards at Hayabusa*
Haysbusa: *thriws shurikens at Nana*
All 5: Ah!
Author: cool. Now for the last dare.
Lena: heh.
Author: Harley go play cards.
Harley: Kay...
Author: that's a wrap
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