Vexana: you! Dragon Hair! What's the title?
Zilong: why are you asking me?
Vexana: you're the only one connected to the internet!
Zilong: *shrugs* I'm too lazy to look at it
Vexana: YOU WASTE THE INTERNET!
Zilong: SORRY OKAY, besides, you'd use it only for yaoi reasons.
Vexana: W-
"Okay, this is what you're gonna do, you have to break the door, actually, kick it. Don't worry it's locked so it'll work just fine."
Alucard: That Author?
Cyclops: maybe, nah.
Harley: *cackling silently and unlocks the door.*
"Alright, GO!"
A girl with a crop shirt, black skirt, black boots, and long hair
Tries to break the door but it just opens.
Author: WHO F****** DID THAT
Harley: WORTH IT
Author: YOU BETTER RUN
Cyclops: HArlEy WhhHyyY
Harley: IT WAS WORTH IT C-
Lena: Cut!
Author: GET OUT.
*Buzzing Noises*
Harley: *band aid around head* ow
Door: this gonna hurt like hell.
Door knob: tell me bout it love.
Author: THIS LOVE WILL NEVER PREVAIL *MANIACAL LAUGH*
???: that wasn't part of the script was it? We haven't broken down the door yet?
Author: *Shrugs* couldn't help it.
Lena: *wearing a blonde wig and a cow costume* I'm the new DJ, should I activate the buzz noises?
Author: OUT.
???: that's kind of rude.
Roger: Awoooooo!
Author okay quick introduction of yourselfbeforehebitesusall
to death!
???: okaay... um. Hello my name is Antonette and I'll be one of your hosts.
Alucard: how old are you?
Zilong: why do you keep asking that?
Alucard: math skills.
Alice: *laughs* Alright dear Antonette. Why don't you give me a quick h-
Author: NO. DRINKING. BLOOD.
Alice: but don't you drink blood?
Author: it's my own blood. And I think I found my twin.
Tigreal: Antonette?
Antonette: but, we look nothing alike!
Alice: and you look like a boy.
Author: illusions, m'right, Helvurt?
Helcurt: Yes. And it's Helcurt.
Author: I call you whatever I damn want, Herbert.
Author: oh, right. I want you to try something out.
Antonette: like what?
Author: Sound effects!
Antonette: but...
Author: Okay Fine *pulls out a giant launchpad* I wnat you to end this show testing this big baby.
Clint: you a pedo or somethin'?
Author: *ignores* try it out! Press this button.
Antonette: *presses button*
Author: *gets thrown to a distance* WROng button.
Antonette: I think it's this one *presses button*
*Fart noises were heard*
Antonette: oh... my.
Odette : why are things like these, present?
Lancelot: I don't know, my lady. I don't know.
*Crying Lancelot comes up*
Lancelot: *blushes* W-Why is this,
Odette: *laughs softly* oh... my perhaps you were crying too loud when you became bald.
Alucard: pffft... haha!
*Zilong picking his nose comes up*
Zilong: Isweartothefartingdragonstheyhateme
Alucard: will you stop with the different language speaking.
Antonette: I think we are doomed *points at a window*
Everyone: Huh
*Author and Lena busy fighting in the back ground*
Everyone: what about t- HAWAII HOLY
*Author pulls out an RPG and shoots the house out of its lights*
Door: is this what I'm paid for?
SAVAGE
WIPED-OUT!
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