Mobile Legends Ask or Dare! (UNOFFICIAL)

Damn+Shenanigan

Author: Yes, Damn, it's been a while.

Lena: Yep, Genene had to study for entrance exams and had family issues so we didn't have our ultimate dare giver.

Author: Also, Hey! I'm the valedictorian in class, finally.

Lena: Bitch, you didn't deserve it.

Author: Go weep in your own jealousy. Either way, Genene's now doing alright. And she's sent me numerous dares.

Lena: how'd we handle them again?

Author: *shrug* just back read.

Author: *13 minutes later* okay, done. Damn, I forgot about rule of Zhargus. I'll deal with it later or tomorrow.

→  to the heroes

Bruno: *arches back and stretches legs* hoe's and bags, my body hurts from hibernation.

Alucard: well, it's necessary to keep existing in this Dare world. I mean, if one day passes In the normal world, we've got three passing days by then. And it's been freaking months.

Zilong: tell me about it. I can't even get on with the actions with you.

There are huge vibration sounds

Thamuz:...

Roger: why is the lord here?

Gossen: *pops out of nowhere, again* He's actually a new hero in the game, but is actually considered a villain in the game's plot, his name is Thamuz.

Hayabusa: that is helpful thank you.

Gossen: there is also another new addition. I just can't remember her name,

Selena: what, that guy at the corner?

Gossen: that's a guy?

A man in the corner with long wavy hair, grumbles.

Author: someone tell me his name.

Layla: yay, you're back!

Author: mm.

Clint: why ya barking at the wrong tree, bae?

Layla: I'm a lesbian, and I'm dating Miya.

Author: sorry, forgot you and Miya were dating.

Miya: it's fine.

Guy with long hair who was thought to be a girl, leaves his corner, rides a horse that randomly appeared and yells: "ONWARDS!"

(Dare/Ask #1, From: Genene)

To Layla: "Go kick names and take ass!"

Layla: EH?!

Layla: eh, that's easy. Clint has an ass, Selena has an ass, Miya has an Ass, Alucard got the booty and so does Estes.

Alice: what about me?

Layla: Nah.

Everyone mentioned: *sigh*

Layla: YOU GET A KICK

Clint: AH, JOHNSON'S DILLY BOLDER!

Layla: A KICK TO THE BUTT!

Selena: Ouch, but I'm glad you acknowledge I have an ass.

Layla: a fine one *winks*

Miya: *glares*

Layla: *smiles* I'll save yours for tonight.

Miya: *blushes* HHRRRGGHM

Layla: wait, wasn't it supposed to be 'kick name? Take ass?'

Estes: I'd like to keep my behind, no thank you.

(Dare/Ask #2)

"Anyone went to school? How's it?"

Harley: I have went to school. Must you ask? It is obvious you know that answer as much as I do.

Valir: I have gone under Gord's training to train my powers. At that place, training is considered school for us.

Diggie: Oh, oh, me! I'm the Summa Cum Laude!

Alucard: What the fuck are these...?

(Dare/Ask #3)

To Estes: "I still can't get enough of Eskov! Please just hang or kiss."

Estes: a kiss will do. Doing the 'bang' in public is too...ecstatic for me.

Moskov: he's pretty old.

Estes: I may not top often but just kindly wait for tonight. *grabs Moskov's hair and kisses him*

Author: *sweats* Geez...

(Ask/Dare #4)

To Zhask: "Start flinging those flings for Argus!"

Author: did they become a thing? I can't remember... *scratches head*

Zhask: Very well. But, *faces Argus* I still hate.

Zhask: *Jabs finger into Argus' nose* You.

Bruno: ouch.

Zhask: *Gets a lot of pillows with the word fling on the, And proceeds to throw it around*

Glass shattering noises

Layla: EHTWAY WODIWWAY!

Natalia: why did you educate her of the 'Pig Latin'?

Zhask: that was years ago, it's outdated!

Zilong: I don't know why!

Nana: what does it mean? How do you speak it?

Gossen: just turn the word around and add 'ay' or was it 'way'?

Hayabusa: *Shrug*

Author: Well that's it!

SHENANIGAN

"Hey? Do you have a brother named Yaoi, Yuri?" The Guy with long hair asked the long since removed host.

"My name's Yuuki."