[HIGHEST RANK: #154 IN HUMOR]
The Land of Dawn, where danger resides is where the toughest, strongest, and dirtiest of heroes reside.
Let us pay them a visit... wait... where are they?
Oh they've just been teleported to a void place with a house and...
Author: No I did not misspell. Anyway, for one dare, it's gonna get...
Lena: don't you fookin dare say steamy when you're eating a hotdog made out of steam.
Author: oh yeah well fuck you.
→ to the heroes
Gossen: *yawns* Agh!
Hayabusa: you look great.
Gossen: Sarcasm is detected. Thank you.
Hanabi: Author just grouped us?
Gossen: Socially.
Hayabusa: oh.
Author: *maniacally cackling* DARES. Damn, I can't stop capitalizing.
(Ask/Dare #1, From: @Esophjan)
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To Harley: "Make Cyclops Jealous, LIKE DON'T STOP UNTIL HE'S TRIGGERED."
Harley: is that all? All right!
Cyclops: *walks in* I just realize that we didn't get much spot...*sees Harley flirting with Lancelot*
Lancelot: why is it always I?
Harley: because you're so beautiful.
Lancelot: I'm handsome!
Cyclops: Ohh, trying to get me jealous for a dare, I see. Alright you've won. I'm jealous.
Harley: *pulls Lancelot in for a fake kiss*
Author: oh wow, now I'm shipping this.
Lena: no one cares.
Cyclops: NO HARLEY,
Harley: *Actually kisses Lancelot*
Cyclops: ... *leaves*
Harley: I didn't actually kiss him, Cy!
Hanabi: then...what did he do?
Lesley: Just used magic.
Rafaela: everyone has forgotten me...
To Freya: "Are you in love with an angel? ARE YOU??? or are you in love with a blondie?"
Freya: Both.
Hayabusa: there are two blond angels.
Lolita: wait...Argus' blond?
Zhask: Yes. Here is proof. *pulls Argus' helmet off*
Lena: OH MY FREAKING GOD AUTHOR WHAT THE FUCK
Author: YOU SHUT UP YOU...YOU BREADSTICK!
Aurora: What?
Lena: Smut. He thought about it.
Author: I'm not gonna publish it ;^;)
Author: I can't! I'm horrible at it!
Freya: *clears throat* I like Rafaela.
Rafaela: *blushes*
To Zilong: "Ditto"
Author: I'm too lazy.
Zilong: *tries to clean history*
Vexana: *grabs Zilong's phone*
Zilong: AGAHBANANA
Vexana: let's see; How to do a blowjob, is lube a drink, can a gorilla kiss a crocodile, can a female cat fuck a male dog... what tf is wrong with you?
Alucard: *burst out laughing*
YSS: *snorts*
Chou: Oh man! Lol! Crud. Hahahaha...
Miya: wow, Zi...
Natalia: this is... disturbing.
Zilong: *blushing and has face covered in a hoodie*
To Zhask: "CONFESS!"
Zhask: Very well.
Argus: Shit...
Zhask: *looks at Argus and smirks*
Author: WARNING! NONE YAOI SHIPPERS AND INNOCENTS! SKIP THIS DARE! AHHHH IT'S GONNA HAPPEN—*Faints*
Layla: *bites into pillow*
Vexana: Hmm, can't wait. *eats popcorn*
Author: kill me now...*lying on his side*
Zhask: I love you...sure, you are annoying. You kill me a lot. You are my arch nemesis. But that's one of the best points. This Love is built on the foundation of hate.
Argus: *Says gibberish*
Rafaela: *nose bleeds*
Zhask: Now the sexual part. Well, let me first state I find it fascinating that the top is being courted by the bottom.
Argus: IM TOP?!
Zhask: well, I'm smaller and slimmer than you so yeah. So, I like the smell of you, your strength and I think it'd be fun in bed *winks*
Argus: *Face turns into a tomato*
Zhask: Eugh. *sigh* Je'taime, potato.
Lena: it's a tomato.
Zhask: Whatever.
Layla: AHHHH
To all Yaoi Ships: "Ditto"
after eating the food with love potions, there is sex everywhere.
Author: Eugh.
Lena: I drank a love potion.
Author: What?! How?!
Lena: thought it was water...
Author: Why are you looking at me like that...oh dear.
To Hanabi: "*gives truth potion* I want to know how you feel for Kagura."
Genene: YES! THEY'RE FINALLY SNOGGING!
Layla: Who? I mean, everyone's in a coitus here.
Genene: Author and Lena!
Layla: Oh. OH.
Kagura: *looks at Hanabi curiously*
Hanabi: *looks at truth potion and throws it into the distance*
Kagura: *gasps* Hanabi?!
Hanabi: I—*gets interrupted by Zilong's moan, scowls*
Hanabi: I don't need it! I will tell how I feel about you here and now!
Kagura: Oh?
Hanabi: I thought it was obvious already. I gave you my first kiss because I love you. You're beautiful blue eyes, are...makes me go wow. You're personality is... I can't describe it so let me tell you this. I love you, everyone can see that I do but they can't see the depth of it. When I say those three words, I mean it sincerely. For you.
Kagura: *tears if joy* T-Thank you! *hugs Hanabi*
Genene: *Pointing cameras to a certain snoggers* Well, that's it! Enjoy! Thanks for the dares, Esophjan!
