Lena: *runs around the room, throwing papers*
Tigreal: *taps Lena's shoulder* I think we're filming,
Lena: oh right! Hey! And welcome back!
Lolita: Where's Au?
Lena: He's taking a break.
Everyone: "he"?
Lena: okay I don't know her gender.
Harley: hey, cy.
Cyclops: What?
Harley: can you use your giant magic eye and break the 4th w-
Douchebag has been slain!
Argus: Karma, bitch.
Zhask: I'll have to agree with this Shit.
Argus: glad you know, pussy cat.
Clint: so how did it taste?
Argus: stay right there.
Clint: Huh?
Clint: GERD!
Argus: *chops Clint's head off*
Enemy has been slain!
Gord: I heard my name.
Author: *appears randomly* did someone say girth?
Lena: *chokes on coffee*
Author: have any great taste white?
Lena: nope.
Author: k, bye.
Lena: wait!
Author: *does creepy face, and slowly disappears in portal* B y e L i l s h i t s
Lena: *gulps*
Bane: creepy.
Fanny: hey anyone seen my fly thingys?
Nana: at the corner.
Fanny: thanks!
Zhask: I think the ball has to stop rolling.
Lena: so you two can sleep t-
Zhargus: NO!
Lena: Lol.
Just a lil more.
Lancelot: It's f***ing 9: 76 p.m Foul bastards! What is the necessity?
Oddettte: Lance.
Lancelot: Yes my beautiful oddette?
Oddette: 9:76 isn't a time.
Lancelot: oh sorry, my lady. But you know me well. I'm the grumpiest of the grumpiest when tired and deprived from my slumber, yet still handsome!
Author: *comes in with kisses (the food)* y'know I thought you were a girl, and then the chest where you are flat but I still thought you were a girl till my bestie told me off, you even sound like a girl.
Lancelot: A GIRL!
Author: Yep.
Author: out of time bye.
Lena: wait!
Author: *slices Camera*
ENEMY DOMINATING!
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