Mobile Legends Ask or Dare! (UNOFFICIAL)

Should I?

Author: Great news everyone!

Harley: Nothing is great with you.

Alucard: even if there is something as this 'great' it won't last forever!

Author: *looks at Zilong*

Zilong: What?

Author: are you not gonna argue?

Zilong: About What?

Author: The 'heroes never fade' thing and 'nothing lasts forever?'

Zilong: idk.

Author: kkk.

Lapu-Lapu: isn't that a-? (Diba yan ang)

Author: Nope! Now you guys gave me ideas great!

Everyone: -.-

Author: Anyway, to the great news!

Estes: is 'the great news' a place?

Author: God Damn it! Just let me say it!

Estes: *sweats* uh...sorry.

Author: Lena is fired!

Everyone: Nooo!

Author: and I'll be giving less exposure of myself.

Rafaela: Thank the heavens!

Author: but seems like there's an exception for this chapter though.

All: *groans*

Hilda: why must this be??

Author: *shrugs* Anyway, should I dance or nah? If you don't know why I think I failed the lit challenge. *goes creepy* don't ever tag me in that stuff ever again.

Cyclops: you sound worser than Moskov.

Moskov: Why You! *chases cyclops*

Cyclops: CRAP!!!

Harley: Don't touch him!!! *throws cards at Moskov and teleports him and cyclops to who knows where*

Everyone: Awwww

Vexana: sweet.

Author: should I also... oh right! That's about it. Anyway question for Lapu-Lapu.

Lapu-Lapu: What May it be/What??* (Ano yon?)

(*= there's an / because if the first one the 'What May it be' refers to the question, while 'what' refers to like what do you mean which is both equal to= ano yun) (I write that down because I can it's just fun!)

Author: do you know Jose Rizal and Andres Bonifacio?

Lapu-Lapu: Nope. *dopes face* (hindi)

Rafaela: aren't those Filipino National Heroes?

Author: Yep.

Argus: So you're Filipino?

Author: nope.

Alucard: Really?

Author: Wanna die? Since the information is classified to ML Heroes.

Alucard: to hell with I-

Ally has been slain!

Author: hey Gord why do you look like a smurf?

Gord: do I look like I care?

Alice: no you look like a hideous blue crap.

Gord: ...

Zilong: Lol

Argus: also to clear things up, me and Zhask didn't have whatever in the closet we fought. That's that.

Alucard: *pissed* so what was the Ahn...Uh, then?

Zhask: That was me laughing. Well the laughing was muffled.

Alucard: YOU TWO LEFT ME SCARRED

Zhask: we don't caaaaare!

Rafaela: 'We'?

Argus: Yea.

Author: Last question. Who'd top if Bane and YSS were a thing?

YSS: I hate this crab with all my being, why are we shipped?

Bane: Aye, Lad!

Author: you two are related to the sea's...

Estes: *facepalms*

YSS: What gave you this idea?!

Author: a story where you two fought. Literally.

Bane: *facepalms*

Author: *disappears into a stage dressed in a business suit and claps hands* *suddenly all the heroes are sitting in a theater*

Author: Welcome to our theater! *looks at camera*

Alucard: holy shit we're actually filming!

Author: Tonight! We will be having every heroes of ML give their opinion on who's top in the relationship of Bane! Annnnnnnnd...
YI SUN SHIN!!! A round of applause if you may!

*round of applause sounds*

Author: *goes to lottery box* here we have every heroes names and we shall be picking a paper... who's names on it will be giving their opinion. First up is Layla!

Layla: *suddenly appears on stage* *smiles sweetly* what I think is Bane! Although Yi Sun Shin is taller *pouts*

Vexana: oh you noticed that too?

Layla: Of course! In most BL's where the top is modtly the taller one?

Vexana: Yep.

Author: *clears throat* Balmond!

Balmond: Fool! I was enjoying the show!

Author: and now you're the star of it!

Balmond: I don't want to, fool!

Author: Fine to get this over with Bane or YSS?

Balmond: Bane.

YSS: ...

Author: Aurora!

Aurora: I would say YSS...

Author: fascinating and understandable...Next!

*evryone gives their opinions and all leads to bane*

Bane: *manically cackling*

YSS: ...

Estes: My Friend, are you alright?

YSS: *shoots the camera*

Author: looks like I've got to buy another one.

TRIPLE KILL!