Lena: I'll be taking the lead cuz' Author is hyperventilating with family issues.
Lena: Anywho, dares!
→ to the heroes
Alucard: *yawns*
Moskov: Ew, when's the last time you washed your teeth?
Alucard: the last time you and Estes had sex.
Everyone: OHHH!
Estes: *Laughs nervously, blushing*
YSS: did anyone notice that everyone forgot about the EsKov pair?
Lena: Yes.
(Dare/Ask #1, From: @CommandWolfDark)
To Roger: "Make a child with YSS, I wanna know the face uwu."
Roger: that is impossible. And I have my vows, only to make a child with the person I'm married to, and YSS and I are not even in a relationship!
Lolita: Yes you are! Friends! It's a relationship.
Gossen: Yes, it is.
Roger: *Sigh*
YSS: we still can't make a baby. If you want, just morph our faces together...
To Alpha: "Did ya know loli?"
Alpha: *blinks* loli? What is a loli?
Lena: *snickers*
Nana: isn't it a lollipop?
Lolita: Oh my God, Nana, no. *drags Nana out of room*
Layla: We will not continue this. But I'll continue this in one of my mangas.
To Gatotkaca: "Remember me?"
Gatotkaca: No.
To Zilong, Alucard, Gusion, Hayabusa, Saber, YSS, Lancelot: "DANCE BTS BOY IN LOVE!"
Alucard: *Groans*
Zilong: Ooh yesh.
Alucard: How are you my top?
Zilong: shut up, you love me.
Lancelot: *Sucking a lollipop* What.
Saber: I am not hard wired to dance but I shall try.
Gossen: ...Am I the only one who prefers my name to be Gossen?
Hayabusa: No.
Lena: I forgot to list the new update to this book. Since we will be close to ending this, we shall fulfill all the ships also, Hayabusa is now a top.
Hayabusa: Wait, who's bottom?
Gossen: Sadly me.
Zilong: I'm pretty sure YSS will be good at this!
YSS: How So?
Zilong: You're Korean!
YSS: *blinks* so?
Alucard: he's basically saying that it originated from Korea and you Koreans are great dancers.
YSS: Okay...
They start to dance. As Saber had stated he was not hardwired to dance, he ends up twisting his legs and tripping over them, he stays on the ground and sobs, Alpha looks at him with concern as Bruno brutally laughs. Alucard and Zilong end up doing the Macarena for some reason, YSS just stands still until he gets shouted at to dance, he looks like a barbecue dancing. Lancelot dances okay but since his hair keep slapping against his face and he accidentally ate it and choked he was horrible. Gossen is the best dancer so far.
To Kagura, Lesley, Miya, Alice: "DANCE BLACKPINK."
Hayabusa: this shall blend well with Kagura *smirks*
Kagura: *pouts* Hmph.
Miya: Yay?
Alice: What a waste of time, but I'd surely look grand.
Alice dances well but with disdain evident on her face, that's why no one payed much attention. Miya was missing a few steps with the most confused and frantic face ever, but she looked cute. Kagura can't dance too much with her kimono and Hanabi was just copying a person who knew the dance steps.
(Dare/Ask #2, From: Aomikuchan )
To every gurls: "Wear a naked apron or virgin killer sweater in front of your senpai"
Lena: God bless me. *Does sign of the cross*
Hanabi: *wiggles eyebrows at Kagura, already in the sweater*
Kagura: *blushes, drags Hanabi to a room*
Lena: AHHH! I CAN'T NO MORE, WHY YUUKI, WHY.
Lena: *clears throat* that was Author speaking.
Layla: Miya~
Miya: *faints*
Lena: We're really sorry but we can't...no more. This is Author speaking. I'm not innocent though, I just can seem to write it... wow. Light's out, I guess.
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