Hetalia x Male Reader

??? x Male Reader: Its Like A Whole New Universe

"Sir! There's a problem with the engine. I'm sorry, but we won't be able to get you home safely. I'm so sorry."

(Y/N) jumped awake and accidentally hit his head on the dashboard.

"Fuck..."

(Y/N) rubbed his head and looked around. He was still in his spacecraft, it had a lot of damage and electrical wires were zapping.

"What the hell happened?"

It all came back to him, the goodbye to his daughter, the engine failure, the black hole. (Y/N) started to get dizzy and leaned against the wall of the ship.

"This is unbelievable. How am I still alive? Unless, I'm actually dead, and this is heaven. Heh, yeah, I'm dead, I've wanted to be for a long time, I just thought it would hurt more."

Just then, a broken wire hit (Y/N).

"Fucking fuck face!" (Y/N) screamed as he tried getting away. (Y/N) looked out the window and saw lush green grass.

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

(Y/N) opened the hatch and was greeted with fresh air. He took a deep breath, yup, it was great, it was also better than the air on Earth. (Y/N) took a step outside and took off his shoes.

"That feels great."

"Doesn't smell too great."

(Y/N) turned to be met by the most beautiful man he had ever seen. He was wearing a loincloth and a shell-like necklace.

"Heaven definitely doesn't disappoint."

"What?"

"What?"

"You're weird."

"I'm told that a lot. I'm (Y/N)."

The man blushed, a lot.

"What?"

"D-do you really not know?"

"Um, yes?"

"You only tell someone your name if you love them."

"But this is heaven, and you're an angel, you should already know my name."

"Why do you keep spouting on about this so-called "heaven"?"

"Because, I'm dead. You should know this too."

"You aren't dead, and you definitely aren't in heaven."

"Then, where am I?"

"You're in the western corner of Corab."

"Is that another name for heaven?"

"Oh my fiblin, no. What even is heaven!?"

"It's a place people go when they die."

"No, that's Jusdorb."

"You're crazy."

"YOU'RE THE ONE WH- UGH!"

The man covers his face.

"You don't have to get so angry."

"You try having to explain something to a simpleton."

"I just did."

"I'll have you know that I am the smartest in my village."

(Y/N) walked out more and turned to look at his ship.

"That's a lot of damage...."

"Obviously, you crashed here a couple of moons ago."

"You mean days?"