As the title says, it's about Hetalia and you, as a male reader. If you're a male, that's great, if you aren't a male, that's also great because then you can make your own OC. Without further ado, I hope you enjoy! (Requests are welcome) *Image cred...
"But, (Y/N)! The guy just got kicked into a fucking hole!"
"Yeah, but you nearly hurt my eardrums."
"Aww, poor baby."
Lucius kissed (Y/N)'s ear. (Y/N) giggled, which caused Lucius to tickle him.
"Ahaha! Stop!!! It tickles!!! Lucius!!! I'll do anything!!!""
"Anything? Really?"
"Yes!"
"Okay, take me on a date."
"A what?"
"A date, at that new Italian place."
"You're so old, everything is new compared to you."
Lucius raised his hands and wiggled his fingers.
"No, stop it. I'm sorry, but it's true."
Lucius brought his hands down on (Y/N)'s sides and tickled him until he screamed.
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"Lucius! Get your old ass down here, or I'll leave without you!"
"I'm coming!"
After Lucius's shouting, a thud was heard from the living room. (Y/N) ran to where he heard the thud and stared at Lucius.
"What the FUCK are you wearing!?"
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"What? You don't think I look good?"
"Isn't that a bit over the top!?"
"Nah, I wouldn't say so."
"You're fucking mad."
"Only for you, babe."
(Y/N) sighed and went outside to the car.
"I'm driving!"
"The fuck you are."
(Y/N) got into the drivers seat and put the key in the ignition. Lucius got into the passenger seat and shut the door.
"Buckle up, Lucius."
Lucius did as he was told, and they drove to the restaurant.
"Reservation for (Y/N)."
"Right this way, sir."
(Y/N) and Lucius followed the maitre'd to their table and waited for their waiter.
"This cape is very splendid."
"Lucius, shut up."
"No."
A waiter made their way to the couple's table and took their order. Surprise surprise, Lucius chose a Caesar salad as a side. As the waiter left, Lucius grabbed (Y/N)'s hand and kissed it.
"I love you."
(Y/N) brought Lucius's hand up to his mouth and kissed his palm.
"I love you too."
"Your food, sirs."
Lucius moved his hand away to make room.
"I love your costume."
"Thanks, the last time I wore it, Caesar was still alive."
The waiter chuckled and left.
"Hey, (Y/N)."
"Yeah?"
"Guess what."
"What?"
Lucius grabbed his knife and stabbed his salad.
"It's truly a Caesar salad now."
"You're a dork."
Lucius kept stabbing the salad until he was satisfied.
