Jingle Bombs

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I'm to lazy to make another chapter, so have this instead.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SAND,

WITH A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY BACK!

I HAVE A NASTY PLAN,

FOR CHRISTMAS IN IRAQ!

I MADE IT TO CHECKPOINT A,

BUT NOT TO CHECKPOINT B!

BECAUSE I WAS SHOT IN THE ARSE,

BY THE U.S. MILITARY!"

M'kay, bye!

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