One Shot ( Fanfictions)

But why him? (Deadpool x Barton! reader)

Warning: Fluff, language, angst

Summary: Clint finds out his daughter is dating Deadpool

"So where does he think you are right now?" Wade asked throwing (y/n) a chimichanga and settling on the couch behind her "right now I'm having a girls day with some friends" she said as she leaned back against him and traced the scars on his hand. His gloves were off it was the only skin he let her see in the light, they always worked on making babies in the dark, so she never or rarely saw the rest of his skin. "he's going to find out sooner or later" (y/n) said referring to her father.

All the Avengers, besides Peter and (y/n), had gone out on some big important mission that was supposed to last a week so she decided to invite Wade over and just delete the security footages later before they got home.

(y/n) Barton was Clint Barton's eldest daughter as well as the second youngest Avenger at 20 years old. She was basically the baby of the team, along with Peter, so eyes were always on her everyone was always trying to protect her even when she didn't need it. She has a human shield as a boyfriend for crying out loud, not that anyone knew. Never the less (y/n) was the daughter of a spy.

(y/n) falling for Wade was a complete accident. It all began when he interrupted her mission by accident then he purposely interrupted the next and continued on until she finally took notice of him and he asks her on a date. It went so well , despite blood, cursing, and dirty jokes, it went so well, in fact, she allowed him to take her on another and another and another and another. Next thing you know they were dating.

Of course, during this whole encounter she had to hide everything from her family which was extremely hard considering she had three spies for a godmother, uncle, and father, an uncle with eyes everywhere, a cousin that could walk through walls, and an Aunt that could read minds. And the fact that Spider-Man, Peter Parker the worse secret keeper in the history of secrets, knew of their little relationship didn't help them at all. Parker flipped into Wade's apartment one night and found the two making out on the couch after a string of threats he promised to keep his mouth shut and to use the door next time.

Never the less (y/n) was surprise her secret relationship survived so long, 8 months, she was kind of waiting to get caught it would get the stress of them finding out off her chest. Plus it was getting hard to hide Wade he kept popping up everywhere.

"he's probably going to put an arrow in my head when he finds out you know that right, you know that right"

"you'll be fine" she said as if on cue an arrow flew across the room and lodged itself into Wade's head "told you so" Wade said casually taking a bite of his chimichanga not minding the arrow in his head.(y/n) jumped up quickly with a yelp and looked across the room to see everyone standing there looking shocked and very confused and her father, Clint Barton, in front holding his bow.

"God I've been waiting to do that for so long" He gave a sigh of relief

"daddy -"

"no give me it not what it looks like thing no, no, no, no just don't" he said taking a seat on the couch far as possible from Wade "I'm a spy you didn't think I would notice when my daughter practically at every phone call or disappeared every Friday or Saturday night for a 'girl night' and then come home 2 in the afternoon. Plus there was Peter every time he got around you or you got a phone call he tensed up" Clint explained how he knew

"How long did you.... oh....know," Wade asks pulling out the arrow

"4 months " Natasha answered flopping down on the couch, a safe distance away from Wade of course. Wade waved at her but she just ignored her.

Flashback

Natasha and Clint found out together following (y/n) one Friday night to see her meet Wade at a bar. Natasha wanted to leave it at that point but Clint wanted to keep following her make sure she was safe, he didn't trust Wade with his daughter. They continued to follow the two for the rest of the night and got nothing too serious just some inappropriate remarks Clint was happy to think they were just friends but those thoughts flew out the door so fast he forgot they were there.

Wade and (y/n) somehow ended up on a roof, don't ask how they just were, Clint and Natasha were on the roof next door spying on them Clint was finally going to call it a night. But then Wade pulled his mask up and pulled (y/n) closer, "what's he doing what's he doing" Clint whispered as he looked on with his hawk eyes (Pun intended), Wade said something but they didn't hear but they surely did see what happened next. He kissed her it was slow and looked soft and it looked like he was being a gentleman, but that didn't last long, soon his hands travel and he picked up her and sat her in sat her on the ledge. Nothing happened that night but Natasha did have to knock Clint out to stop any bloodshed.

" so you're not mad?" (y/n) said as her and her father both took a seat on the couch. Everyone else decides this was a family matter and snuck off. "I'm not- I just don't get it I still don't get it like but, why him?....I've been following and watching you for a while he treats you good and you seem to really care about him so-"

"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you" (y/n) interrupted her father and engulfed him in a hug thanking him a thousand times

"we're still made" Natasha joining them for a for a group hug "I'll shot him a few and we'll be down with it," Clint said hugging both his girls "If he makes you happy then ...I'm okay, it's okay you can keep him"

"Yay I can stay," Wade said joining the group hug "Thanks, dad"

"why, him?"

Natasha pulled out her gun and emptied her gun into his head before returning to the group hug.

"was that really necessary" (y/n) said trying to get up but her father wouldn't let her. Natasha then shrugged and said

"What ......it's my approve stamp"

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