One Shot ( Fanfictions)

No English (Clint Barton x Natasha Romanoff)

Warning: language

Summary: Natasha and Clint finish a mission and decide to hit a bar. The get and trouble and speak no English.

"That's was me" Clint groaned as he rolled over

"haha you flew out the window" Natasha left as she stood over him "I've got the files let's go or do you want to fly out another window"

"well that fall was entertaining" he stood up "but I'd like a beer now" he leaned on Natasha

"Let's go I saw a bar in town".

It was supposed to be an easy mission but instead, there were explosions, gunshots, and dead people so ... yeah. It was a pretty easy yet eventful mission. And now they were at a bar they already set the information to HQ and decide to relax and chill in town for a while.

A few shots later and they were slouched on the bar. Under the table, they were both using sign language to talk to each other. They looked like drunk idiots just looking at each other and giggling. People at the bar looked at them funny other rolled their eyes and ignored them.

'Bathroom' Clint signed before stumbling to the bathroom leaving Natasha to order more drinks.

"Well aren't you gorgeous" A man comes up to Natasha and takes Clint seat next to her. Natasha is disgusted but turns to the man looking as sweet as possible and in a Russian accent says "no English".

"Oh, you're Germany awesome" what the fuck "Listen, baby, you don't need English where we're going." The man grabbed her on and tried to pull her out of her chair.

"no, no, no, no, no, no," Natasha said as she pulls away from the man

"come on baby let me show you a good time" the man insists. By this time Clint return from the bathroom and sees what is happening. He goes up to the man and pulls his arm of Natasha " Hey man the fuck is yours probably. Can you see I'm trying to hit up this Russian babe? Get your own."

"no, no," Clint said and he pulls Natasha away. All of a sudden A group of men was around them.

"The fuck is your problem. We're going to have to teach you a lesson"

Clint points to his ear and says " can't hear you. Deaf"

"oh you're retarded"

That was the last straw. Clint looks to Natasha and signed 'fight' and Natasha in Russian says "Fight".

Thus a bar fight broke out.

"Alright, so what happened here," the police officer said Clint and Natasha. Natasha was holding an ice pack to her head for show, she wasn't really hit, and Clint had bandages all over, he was really hit. They both looked at each other Natasha went first. She started talking super fast in Russian knowing that this officer would not understand and had no one in the department who would understand.

"Woah, Woah, Woah. I didn't understand a word you said. You talk." the officers say looking to Clint. Clint just looks at him, and he looks at Clint waiting for answers.

"Yo, you, you there. Talk are you listening. Yeah, you" the officer points to Clint, Clint points to himself. Natasha was trying very hard not to laugh. Clint pointed to his ears shook his head no and started to sign language. The officers look at Clint like he's grown two heads.

Then Natasha joins Clint and starts talking in Russian again and using sign language.

"Oh my fucking god. you're free to go you're fucking free to go. Just stop, stop and go. Go away" The officer then walks away rubbing his temple. Then didn't talk for more than 10 minutes and they gave him a headache that would last for hours.

Release they two got in their car and drove away flicking off the guys from the bar as they went. Once they were out of the Police officers sight the two busted out into laughter.

"That was hilarious that was fun," Clint said

"well not as fun as Budapest," Natasha said

"NO, Budapest was not fun. You were the only person who had fun at Budapest. It was like spring break for you and world war 3 for me. NO"

Natasha laughed again. But the car slowly fell into silences.

"we're not telling Fury or Coulson, right?"

"nope"

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