One Shot ( Fanfictions)

You're drunk (Avengers)

Natasha and Clint watched as their target was loaded into the Van and a shield agent talked to local police. Their mission was simple weapons arms deal, a rage one at that, but the idiot moved the fight to the streets so the local people got involved. In the end, they got the guy.

"we did good" Clint said standing next to Natasha's hands on her hips

"we sure did"

"we should reward ourselves" Natasha looked a Clint sideways the heck was he thinking. " we should reward overserves ... with a good time," he took a step back so she could see the bar that wasn't too far away.

"no"

"no?"

"Nope, not happening. We're done"

"If we walk slowly they probably won't see us"

"... Go their not looking". Natasha and Clint originally came in thinking they'd get tipsy then leave unfortunate this bar was located near a Frat house. Some boys came in a few insults were thrown next thing you know Natasha is drinking everyone under the table end Clint is trying to catch up. They weren't wasted but they were definitely around.

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When Natasha and Clint didn't return from their mission and their target did Steve grew suspicious. He and Bucky went down to the local precinct where they said they haven't seen them since the arrest. They then went to the street they were last seen on.

"Why are we looking for them? They're spies and assassins if they don't want to be found then they won't. Why even bother?" Bucky was standing in the middle of the street Rambling when a guy stepped out of a bar yelling at his friend.

"Yo this redhead is crazy she's drinking the whole bar".

Steve turned to Bucky " you were saying".

Entering the bar there was a large crowd cheering "NAT, NAT, NAT". Steve pushes through the crowd to see Nat doing a handstand on the bar drinking upside down. Clint was sitting above the bar being tossed drinks. They were seeing how many he could drinking before falling down, JOkes on them he'd never fall.

"I've got Clint you get Nat... Good Luck" Steve says to Bucky.

He takes a deep breath before scooping the redhead up and screaming "PARTY'S OVER". Everyone started to boo him until they saw his glare then they split like the red sea. Bucky tried to carry Nat bridal style but she struggled. He doesn't know how but by the time he actually made it out of the bar She was on his shoulder.

"you're drunk," Bucky said trying to steady her on his shoulder. She pulled at his hair and slapped him

"Fuck you, Barnes hic I'm not ... I'm not...hang on, where's Clint?"

Bucky turned around to see Steve struggling to get Clint. Like seriously Clint was hanging on to a lamp post-Kicking Steve. "Help he's trying to take me and sell my organs. He's kidnapping me. I'm being abducted help."

"Barton quit hitting me, you're not being kidnapped," Steve said trying to pry Clint off the pole.

"Let go of my birdie" Natasha takes off her shoe and chucks it at Steve's head. He picks up the shoe looks at it for a moment then processes to beat Clint with it while screaming

"LET GO, LET GO, LET GO".

Clint eventually gives up and allows Steve to kidnap him. During all this commotion Natasha ended up falling asleep on Bucky's shoulder.

"You think they'll believe us when we retell this story?" Steve asks carrying Clint by his belt.

"nope... we should take a picture"

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Turns out they didn't need a picture a frat boy video recorded Natasha on Bucky's shoulder. Natasha and Clint were not happy with their hangover and trending hashtags:

#WastedRedHead #Drunkwidow #Drunkwidow&kidnappedsidekick #Redbeast #Kidnappedsidekick #shouldernap #wastedwidow #wastedbirdie #Readbeast&Sidekick #wastedAvengers

It was hilarious.