One Shot ( Fanfictions)

Sing like a monster Rap like a beast ( Levi x reader)

warning: fluff

Summary: She can't sing and everyone knew that but she could rap like a boss and only Levi knew that

It sounded monstrous. It scared everyone to each corner of the earth. It was her secret weapon. It was (y/n)'s singing.

Guess because she could play a few instruments people assumed she could sing too. That was not the cause that was very much not the case. She was talented and could play almost every instrument but her voice.

The first and last time she had sung for everybody she ended up getting in trouble and running laps until the sun went down if anyone one made fun of her she' d start singing. That's kind of how it went if anyone messes with her she just start singing. It was her trump card her secret weapon.

But playing instruments and screeching like a banshee wasn't her only talent. Rap or roasting was another more secret talent she had but no one knew. Rapping/ roasting wasn't something she did in front of people she mostly roasted people in her own head, so if she was looking at you intensely while smiling she was probably roasting you.

"ugh" (y/n) groaned as she wiped the windows Jean and Eren had gotten into a fight and (y/n) stepped in to stop it which resulted into an even bigger fight and all of them getting in trouble by Captain short shit himself. The boys were punished with stable duty for a week and (y/n) cleaning any room he said for a week, today he had assigned her the meeting room.

"Eren Jager the whiniest little bitch I've seen in my life

needs to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up before I shorten your life

don't even get me started on your side chick

Mikasa

not even hopping on your dick

but wish she could ride the shit.

Oh but here comes Ms. Armin though

apparently, she got a dick though.

But Jean though

that horse face ain't looking so clean bro.

Then there's Potato girl

enough said about her whose next to go.

Oh, little Connie

seating there looking like- AAAHHHHH " (y/n) screamed as she turned around to find Levi leading against the door "Jesus Captain you scared me"

"what was that?"

"Oh, this it is an almost clean window" Levi rolled his eyes

"no what you were doing while cleaning what you were saying. What was that all about?" Levi asked crossing the room he ran his finger across everything she had already cleaned. Everything was perfectly cleaned and bleached.

"Um... I was making fun of them... but not to their faces. Reiner calls it 'Roasting'."

"roasting?" Levi chuckled

"yeah because you get hurt or burnt so made you can't say anything back. You just hurt their feelings but in a friendly way... an" if you drop a beat or sound to it turns into a rap"
"a rap? how about you rap for me" Levi said pulling a chair in front of her and taking a seat "rap about me"
"um.... okay" she was nervous she obviously wasn't going to roast Levi but she had to rap about him in some way

" Levi Ackerman
5"3 but he still a beast
got a titan on a leash if you know what I mean
cuz he's a beast and he's mean
and he always on the scene
he clean and he mine yes, he's mighty fine.
Like a boss
he be slicing
and dicing
better than Mike and
that's a fact.
He's a man with a plan and -" Levi held up his hand to stop her she stopped suddenly thing she had said or done something wrong she went over the words in her head.

"I liked that" (y/n) smiled "especially the part where you said, "he clean and he mines. Yes, he mighty fine".

(y/n) face went pale she didn't think he would hear that. Sometimes she spits stuff out so fast she didn't know what she was saying and others didn't know either. Somehow Levi managed to pick the words from her rap. Which was extremely embarrassing.

Levi laughed as he watched to blush flow to her cheeks "it's cute. I like it you've got talent." Levi stood up and pushed the chair back under the table "finish your chorus. Also, keep your voice down I heard you down the hall. Don't want everyone knowing your secret now do we" Levi winked and smiled at her as he left her to clean.

As he left (y/n) finally let out the breath she had been holding out and said "Holy shit"