Pick Up Lines (Taejoon)

5

"Have you met the new guy?" Jin was leaning back in his chair, looking at the plain plaster, cream colored wall. The windows were spilling into too much sunlight, it hurt his eyes and so he avoided even trying to look out at the sky.

"New guy?" Taehyung asked. he munched on a Dorito before taking a swig of water.

Jin hummed, "Namjoon." Jin chuckled as he sipped his drink. They were alone in the break room. Jin and Taehyung weren't exactly friends. They were more like work buddies but they had the same taste in men and would every once in awhile hang out together to observe all the hot guys in the office. There weren't many but every once in awhile one would catch their eye and they would talk abut him.

Taehyung let his own smile slip onto his face, "Oh yeah, I've met him alright."

"I like him."Jin let his eyes wander the room as he was lost in thought, "He's so hot, honestly, but he has the most adorable smile. Like, I think he could be hot if he tried but he mostly gives off this adorable twink vibe. I live for that. He seems so innocent... I could just wreck him."

Taehyung's eyes widened. He should have known Jin would've seen Namjoon and would try something, "Have you spoken with him?" He ate a chip out of the small bag of Doritos in front of him, trying to stay casual.

"Yup. I introduced myself and we spoke in the break room a day or two ago. I haven't had much time and whenever I go by his cubicle he's either too busy to notice me or he's not there at all. I would love to take him out." Jin sighed, "I bet he'd make such a good boyfriend. And oh my god - have you seen his ass?"

Of course Taehyung had seen Namjoon's ass. Whenever the older wasn't looking he'd blatantly stare at it. The pants he usually wore were beyond perfect for it. Those black slacks made it look perky and rounded. If Taehyung had stared any longer than he already did, though, someone would probably report him to H.R. for being a pervert. But that didn't mean that Jin was allowed to look, too.

There was a problem. Kim Seokjin wanted Taehyung's man and Taehyung wasn't going to let that happen. If there was one thing he knew, Namjoon would probably go for a man like Jin. He was handsome, considerate and laid back, despite being a bit of a narcissist at times. And from how Jin spoke about certain one night stands he sounded like a beast. Who wouldn't want that? He was financially stable, too, working the same kind of job as both Taehyung and Namjoon. Taehyung wouldn't have minded being in such a situation.

"I wouldn't try it, hyung."

Jin tipped his head to the side, quirking an eyebrow, "Why not?"

Taehyung spat out the first thing that came to mind, "He plays for the other team."

Jin's eyes widened, "He's straight?"

"Well yeah," Taehyung shrugged. He was stuck with this lie now, "Not everyone is as gay as you and me, Jin hyung. I saw him hanging out with some girl a few days ago. They seemed to be getting a bit touchy. I don't think he'd take it well if you came onto him."

"Oh... well, thanks Taehyung. You kind of saved me from a very embarrassing situation and possibly losing a cutie s a friend." Jin looked at the clock, seeing it was time for him to continue working. He stood from his seat and pushed his chair in.

Taehyung gave Jin a deep chuckle, leaning back in his own seat and threading his fingers behind his head, "No problem, Jin hyung."

No problem protecting my man....