Pick Up Lines (Taejoon)

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Namjoon tripped around him room, looking for something he could wear or put over himself that would hide his bottom half. He ended up just tying another shirt around his waist, much to Taehyung's amusement. The younger giggled as he watched a flustered Namjoon hurriedly tie a sweat shirt around his hips before shooting Taehyung a withering glance. The younger had laughed at that, too, not bothering in the least by the older's warnings and curses spat out under his breath.

Namjoon finally stumbled out into the hallway, motioning for Taehyung to stay put while he dealt with Yoongi. He walked into his living room. Yoongi was scrolling through his phone, not paying attention to how messed up the cushions were.

"What took you so long?" Yoongi asked as he lounged on Namjoon's couch.

"What do you mean?" Namjoon asked, shuffling uncomfortably and pulling at his shirt.

"You took a long time to get dressed for just slipping on some sweatpants and a shirt..." Yoongi's eyes narrowed, "Are you ok?"

Namjoon quickly grinned, his dimples coming out, "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"

"You're acting hella weird...." Yoongi mumbled.

Namjoon shrugged, taking a seat next to his friend. He pulled at the shirt around his hips, trying to pull it over into his lap a bit more. Yoongi watched him, giving him a face that let Namjoon know the older thought he was crazy.

"So what are you doing here?" Namjoon asked after stilling a bit, happy with how the shirt was hiding his lower half, "Especially without Hoseok."

Yoongi shrugged, "I was bored and I wanted to check up on you."

Namjoon chuckled awkwardly, "Why would you need to check on me?"

Yoongi frowned, his eyes narrowing once again, "Are you sure you're ok?" he looked down onto Namjoon's lap at the sweatshirt, "Why are you even wearing all of that? You're acting weird..."

Namjoon tried to wave him away, but the more Yoongi observed him, the more he found himself pulling at the sweatshirt to make sure it was covering him enough. Yoongi's eyes lingered on the grey material before he brought his eyes up to Namjoon's.

"I'm not acting weird!" Namjoon made a weak defense. He just prayed Yoongi wouldn't get a wild hair to go look around his house. He didn't need a fight on his hands and he knew Taehyung wouldn't just stand back if met with Yoongi again.

The older just kept narrowing his eyes while nodding, "Yeah – sure."

"So, what do you want to do?" Namjoon asked, stretching his arms out and faking a yawn to pretend to be tired. Perhaps if Yoongi thought he was tired or sleepy, he'd go home. Namjoon was wrong. He noticed Yoongi's eyes drifting down to the sweatshirt again. He immediately dropped his arms, trying to cover himself.

Yoongi's hand came out, quicker than Namjoon could protest, whipping his sweatshirt to the side. They both gasped at the outcome. Yoongi from shock and Namjoon from embarrassment. Yoongi quickly gulped, eyes still lingering on Namjoon's lap before covering his friend back up. He shook his head a few times, neither of them finding the right words.

Namjoon finally choked out, "Hyung... I'm so sorry!" as he scrambled to cover himself once more. How was he so unlucky to have such a pushy friend that would just uncover his boner?

"No – Namjoon... you know it's totally natural to have... urges..." Yoongi was trying to backtrack. Firstly out of apology and also because he knew Namjoon would react poorly.

"Oh my god, Yoongi hyung, please stop!" Namjoon buried his head in his hands, running the tips of his fingers through his hair while trying to calm his flaming cheeks.

The older ignored Namjoon, continuing on with his previous thought, "I just want you to know I'm not judging you in any way-"

"Hyung, please stop...." Muttered through his hands. All he wanted to do was curl up and be left alone. And he knew Taehyung was in the other room, probably listening in on this conversation. Oh, how he was going to laugh at him later. If only Yoongi would shut up....

"It's perfectly natural to touch y-" Yoongi was cut off by Namjoon yanking at his arm. The older stood and Namjoon guided him to the door. Yoongi actually snickered at that. He knew he was making things awkward. He could help it – sometimes Namjoon was just too fun to tease. He was led to the door and promptly pushed out. He didn't even turn around to try and come back in. He knew better. He just waved to Namjoon over his shoulder as he laughed.

He would certainly have a funny story to tell Hoseok when the younger made it home from work.

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Late update - I'm sorry:(  I've been very busy but I'm going to try and get back to everyday updates. It might not happen, simply because this is spring break and since it is, I have so much going, but I'll try! Please comment! Your comments really help keep me going! This story is almost coming to a close - only a few more chapters (like 10 maybe? unless I just feel like I want to keep going XD) Thank all of you who read this! I appreciate you so much!