Pick Up Lines (Taejoon)

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Namjoon's hand clenched around the computer mouse in his hand. It was Monday and he could feel Taehyung behind him... he could feel the smug air about the younger as he was about to say something flirty. By now he could almost perfectly predict when it was coming.

"You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow." Taehyung's deep voice was practically dripping with suggestion as a smirk tugged at those cherry red lips. Namjoon had no clue how his lips ended up that color, besides the younger's addiction to suckers and lollipops.

Namjoon had stayed up quite awhile the night before trying to figure out the perfect way of dealing with Taehyung. He had been livid to know that Taehyung was telling lies behind his back. He hadn't been hanging out with any girls other than his sister since he started his new job and they definitely were never touchy. Taehyung was just playing with him and he didn't know why.

Namjoon had contemplated calling him out, slapping him, even punching him - he also thought about reporting him to H.R. for being a nuisance and sexually harassing him. But in the end he had decided to go a completely different route. The younger had been flirting with him for weeks now. Namjoon had always sent him away. Today would be different.

Namjoon tried his hardest not to let his cheeks heat up when his very own pick up line left his mouth, "I was feeling a little off today but you definitely turned me on."

Taehyung's face dropped. He definitely wasn't expecting that.

In the end, Namjoon had decided to play with Taehyung a little before blatantly calling him out. It might give him a taste of his own medicine to be manipulated for awhile.

Taehyung's face was very confused, his eyes darting back and forth from the ground back to Namjoon's face as he tried to figure out how to respond. In the end he just settled for an unbelieving, "What?"

Namjoon grinned, practically cheering on the inside as he saw Taehyung reduced to a confused little boy. The man wasn't so slick after all. He stood, gathering some files and papers in his arms. He needed to go make copies and hand some important documents out for a meeting later. Just as he was about to brush past Taehyung, the younger grabbed his bicep, his signature smirk back in play.

"You've been naughty, Namjoon, go to your room," Taehyung's voice was low as he moved his lips to brush against Namjoon's ear. The older thought to pull back - he could only imagine what it would look like if anyone caught sight of them but Taehyung's grip was firm and unyielding, "but if you want to be naughtier go to mine."

Namjoon choked on air. he pulled his arm a bit more. Taehyung let him slip away, a low chuckle resonating in the back of his throat.

Namjoon scratched the back of his head uncomfortably. He honestly had no comeback for that, "I... I - um - I have to go."

He could still hear Taehyung chuckle as he hurried away, papers clutched to his chest as he tried to control his heart rate. He could feel his cheek burning.

Namjoon would just have to up his game and out flirt Taehyung.

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It was bad, I know I'm sorry. So what do you guys think so far? Where do you see this going? Any suggestions? I'm going to try and update this more since New Neighbor is finished and ready to be released.  Do you have any pickup lines you'd like me to use in the story? XD