Pick Up Lines (Taejoon)

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"Namjoon?" Currently, Taehyung was leaning over their cubicle divider, practically singing Namjoon's name while trying to get his attention. Namjoon was, of course, ignoring him completely. He had work to do and Taehyung was being an annoying little boy as always. Taehyung kept at his juvenile attempts to get Namjoon's attention. He kept cracking terrible jokes and trying to flatter Namjoon, telling him how good his hair looked and that he was acting very professional. It almost made Namjoon smile. Almost.

After a few more minutes, Taehyung disappeared over the cubicle wall - Namjoon hoped he had gone back to his side to do his own work. All was silent for a few moments. The quiet made Namjoon smile. Oh, how he loved the sound of nothingness.

It was short lived. Taehyung came walking around the cubicle, standing beside Namjoon and watching as he typed. His eyes followed the numbers that appeared on the screen easily. A smirk tugged at his lips but he tried to keep it at bay. He tapped Namjoon and whispered in his ear, "Hey Joonie,"

Namjoon sighed, finally spinning around in his chair and giving Taehyung a rather blank look.

"What do you want now, Taehyung?"

Taehyung gave Namjoon that signature boxy grin, "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you."

"Taehyung," Namjoon groaned while rolling his eyes, "Why do you have to keep doing this? That's not even possible! You have to touch someone physically to kiss even if it's just your lips."

"So are you going to take my bet?"

Namjoon sighed. If he did Taehyung would probably leave him alone faster. He shrugged.

"Whatever, Taehyung." he pointed a long finger at the younger's chest, "If I win, you have to you leave me to work without disturbing me."

Taehyung practically bounced with excitement. He pulled Namjoon up by his arms and positioned him in front of himself with childlike glee. If Namjoon hadn't been so annoyed he would have found the action cute.

"I need you to lean down a little." He giggled.

Namjoon rolled his eyes. There wasn't too much of a height difference but he still acquiesced and tilted his back and shoulders forward slightly.

"Taehyung, you can't make this work unless you blow me a kiss or something." Namjoon let his voice go monotone, trying not to give Taehyung any kind of satisfaction. In reality, his stomach was fully of butterflies and his heart was racing slightly. He hadn't had anyone interested in him in a long time and he knew no one would ever try and pursue him like this. It fed his ego a bit and he hated himself for that. There was no way he could be falling for this mush... could there be?

"Close your eyes," the younger instructed.

Namjoon gave him a hard look, "Taehyung," his voice was low in warning. Taehyung would be a liar if he said that tone didn't excite him slightly.

"Please?" he pouted slightly, "If you do I'll let you get back to work whether you win or not."

Namjoon snorted but did as instructed, clasping his hands behind his back. This was ridiculous. No one could kiss someone without physically touching them.

He felt something soft and slightly moist on his own lips. He felt fingers curl into the hair at the nape of his neck. He stood fully upright, his hands coming up to tug on Taehyung's hand buried in his hair. His eyes flew open only to see Taehyung kissing him firmly. Namjoon slightly pushed Taehyung's chest. The younger got the message and pulled away, rubbing at Namjoon's nape with a grin.

Namjoon pushed him fully off, "What the hell, Taehyung?"

"Oh... seems like I've lost the bet." Taehyung ran a thumb over his now glistening cherry red lips and gave a sly wink to Namjoon before practically strutting away.

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