Kyoya's big sister, the only hostress

Starting Today you Are A Host!

~~Uta~~

Me and Kyoya were doing our paperwork when a young lady walked. "welcome" We chorused as she looked terrified, I smile at the look on her face but Mitskuni noticed and he hit me "ow" mumble "Can I have Pika?" I asks and he reluctantly gave the bunny then grabbed Usa-chan. She looks at our 'odd' exchange but she's soon gonna think we're the normal ones. "Haruhi Fujioka, first year class A. He's in your class right twins?" I ask and give them information "Yeah but he doesn't act sociable so we don't know anything about him" "Well that is rude, sorry about them" Kyoya says "Mitskuni want to go play with me and Pika?" I ask and he nods quickly. "You coming Takashi?" I ask and he nods, "Uta come over here!" Tamaki yells "No" I said and he ran off the the corner, "Childish" I scoff and then he started growing mushrooms, he starts to crowd Haruhi and she runs into the vase "There goes the chance to end the week with more then a couple thousand yen" I groan and Kyoya tells her that she was going to work for the host club "Do you have a passport?" He asks and I roll my eyes "play nice little brother" I say and Haruhi looks at me, "What was that?" She asks and I talk in a normal voice "I said play nice little brother!" I say over a whisper this time which hurt my voice a bit. I rub my neck because the actually really hurt my throat, honey senpai hugged me lightly and I smile at him. To be honest I kinda have a crush on him but I don't say anything. "I bet you can't seduce him Uta" Tamaki and I get up and walk over to her. and he froze "Those lips look so tasty, can I have a try?" I say getting closer to her and she was bright pink, she started to move closer when I move away, "Now I'm going back to play with Pika" I say and walk away. "Haruhi we need you to go fetch us some coffee. Now be off," Tamaki said when the twins huddle up too me. "could you try to seduce us? I bet you couldn't do it" They say in sync and I roll my eyes "That's it till my boys come, sorry boys" I say continuing to play with my hairy baby. "Pika! Pika Pika" He says and I go get him a cucumber, "Pika!" He cheers loudly and I smile at her. "Should I get you a friend?" "Pika" He said and shook his head. "How did you get so smart?" I asks and she puffs her chest out and I laugh at her. I hear honey senpai laugh too and I went a little pink. Mori senpai must have noticed because he smiled and I crossed my arms. "Your boys are here Uta!" Kyoya calls and I get up to flirt with them. They think I'm hot so I'll take it. "hey there hot stuff" I say walking up to the middle guy, Berholt, and he smiles at me. "Why hello cutie" He said but it was weird having him look up at me. I smirk and lean down to meet him face to face. "You look lonely, we should fix that," I say and put my thumb over his lips and put my lips on my thumb. He had a blush when I pulled away. "Oh yes, Haruhi can I have some coffee" I run off and She had instant coffee "Oh I can make some! Thank you!" I cheer and she looks at me strangely, "I want to be friends with. you seem pretty cool Haruhi!" I cheer and she blushes, "How can she be so hot" I hear her mumble "Thanks for the complement" I say, my voice little over a whisper Ayanokoji spoke rudely of her but she does that with anyone  "Don't mind her, she just gets... never mind. she doesn't like it too much if Tamaki doesn't have most of his attention on her" I tell her in my normal voice and she looks up at me with curiosity. I grab my coffee and go back to my guests, "So boys, what do you think of me?" I ask shyly and they look at me in a caring way "You are beautiful-" "smart-" "and caring" They taking turns speaking, I smile widely at them, and their cheeks turn red. Then the exchange had come "Bye Bye Boys!" i say cheerily as they walk out red faced. "Little brother I want to help Haru-Chan!" I tell him and he looks at me strangely. "I've never seen you so enthusiastic about a person" Little brother says looking up at me. "She isn't rich so there's a lot to get to know with her, and she is really sweet" I say and Kyoya looks at me "Kyoya my hair stylist!" I look at Tamaki and Haruhi. Her eyes really are amazing, I wish I had her eyes. "Tamaki is there anything I can do?" Me and honey ask but he told us to go play with Pika. I grab cake and pout about this. "It's just you and me Mitskuni" I said sadly as we ate our cake. I walk into the change room with haruhi in her undershirt "It's okay Haruhi, do you need help or not?" I ask and she shakes her head. "Okay, I'll be leaving now" I say and she grabs me, she looked shocked by her actions. "Well, I guess I seduced you before. Now you can't get enough me now" I joke and she smiles at me "You seemed scary before but I guess you're not as bad as Kyoya-senpai" She says "Little brother is overbearing but you'll get used too it" I say smiling and she smiles back "I'll be leaving so you can change, Bye Haru-chan" I say walking out and I look at little brother "I need to get a boy's uniform. I hate this one so much, I look hideous" I tell him and he looks at me "You look amazing in everything. You just need more confidence Uta" He says "You need to alter my uniform every year because I'm so tall, I could get a decent uniform that doesn't need to be altered " I say and he looks up at me while mori looks down at me. "Takashi is the only one who looks down, all of you have to look up at me" I state and the all look up except mori, he looked down at me. He didn't have to look too far down but he did, "I down know how I got so tall, I guess just got lucky" I say sweetly and honey seemed to have a small blush. when Haruhi walks out "You look like a cute boy!" I cheer and lean down towards her and get close. "Are you a cat? Because I've never wanted pussy so bad" I flirt and she blushes like mad, all I could do was smile at her reaction. I give Pika to honey senpai and he had a big smile plastered on his face. I get bored of teasing Haruhi so I go on my laptop, grab my headphones and watch anime. "Otaku!" The three yell looking at my screen. I glare at them and they run away, I feel someone take my headphones off me. I look to see Haruhi standing above me "Hey Haru-Chan! " I greet her and she smiles "Why are you so mean to them Uta?" She asks and I smile "They're idiots, The twins I can tell apart but they never seemed interested in me as much as you. You are special of them" I say and she looks at me kindly. I look to see Haruhi's guests watching intently. I grab Haruhi and Pull her close to me "You love me, Would you like a kiss?" I ask getting up, I hear her guests squealing. "Uta and Haruhi would be so adorable!" i hear the girls squealing. I pull Haru-Chan close to me. the girls from all the other tables watched and most of the girls squeal. I look around and the girls were dropping like flies. I put my thumb on her lips and held her so it looked like I was kissing her at every angle. The girls went insane and I look at Mitskuni, he looked jealous. I walk over to him and pull him closer to me, I whisper in his ear "You looked jealous, are you falling for the shadow king's sister?" I ask and he went pink, I smirk and set him down. "Watch out, the Shadow King is protective of his big sister" I say and I walk back over to Haruhi. She looks away shyly, I pull her close and the girls go crazy again. I pull away from her and walk over to her guests. "So girls, your Haruhi's first appointment? How do you like him?" I ask and they look at me as Haruhi walks over. "You two are so cute together, Haruhi was so easily flustered" They squeal "Well I do have the perfect figure, All the boys drool over me" I say confidently and the girls look at Haruhi, to see her reaction, and her face turns a light shade of pink "Haruhi princess  Ayanokoji has requested you" Tamaki says and she walks over to Ayanokoji. "I don't like her too much, she is stealing my Haruhi" I say and the girls go nuts like I expected. Kyoya grabs my shoulder and I take the hint, I follow him to his area. "I think we should have you and Haruhi as a love package, if it's alright with you of course" He says and I smile, a hint of mischief showing. "I will, the girls love it, we'll make a bigger profit so we make it out with maybe a million yen weekly instead of only 3 thousand" I say and he smiles when we hear a loud crash "Haruhi just assaulted me! Tamaki put this commoner in his place!" She squeals and I roll my eyes. I grab a pitcher of cold water and dump it on her "Hey!" She yells at me when Tamaki walks up "You were the one who through Haruhi's bag in the pound didn't you?" He asks and she panics "You have no proof that I did!" She yells "Haruhi would never do something like that to you because he's all mine" I say and she looks at us disgusted,  jealousy radiating from her. "Sorry but you aren't classy enough to be our guest dear" Tamaki said and she looked pissed "Tamaki you idiot!" She screams, runs out and Tamaki looks at Haruhi "This is your fault, so how will we punish you... Your quota is now 1000!" He yells and me and Haruhi's eyes widen "I think I made a mistake deciding to help you, you will never leave now" I say sadly "I have my 3 regulars and that's it, but we might get more guests in our love act." I say thoughtfully "Uta, Go with Haruhi to the changing room," Kyoya said and I nod "I will help my Darling into the extra uniform" I say walking into the change room with her, When Kyoya sticks is arm in with another bag "Uta try this on please" He says and I grab the bag, to change. I unzip my dress and it falls I look at Haruhi and she blushes. I look in the bag to see a male uniform. I slip on the uniform I hand my pants on when Tamaki walks in "Haruhi I brought you towe-" He starts when he realizes Haru is a girl and he saw me half naked "Get out" I yell and push him away from the curtain. I put the rest of my uniform on when I see Haru struggling with the zipper "Here" I say zipping up her dress and we walk out. Everyone's jaws drop, I fix my tie and Haruhi looks at me, I smile at her. "You look cute Haru" I say happily and she blushed slightly. I mess her hair up and she fixes it, I smile when Kyoya spoke up "Maybe this male uniform suits you better" He said "I knew I was right!" I say in what would be a normal, more audible voice. Honey senpai looked amazed when he looked at me "Haru-Chan you look great!" He said distracting himself from me, "Mitskuni, you seem flustered. What's the matter?" I ask innocently and he got nervous, I smirk at him and get on my knees "You aren't falling for me are you?" I ask and he shook his head "No! Your my best friend!" He said trying to to seem suspicious, but failed epicly. "I can see it in your eyes little guy, you've seemingly have fallen for me" i say evilly and he looked away "stop picking on him Uta" Takashi says and I sigh "your no fun" I mumble and he looks at me, like he was trying to intimidate me "You not scary" I tell him, stand up and poke his nose which must have surprised him. He flinches and I laugh at him, I might be kinder then Kyoya but I am still the Dark Queen. "I wouldn't mess with the Dark Queen, I am just as capable Kyoya and Honey-senpai," I say evilly and everyone had shivers go down their spines, and Haruhi looks scared, "Haru, you get to spend club time with me, everyday," I say coolly and she starts to get nervous. She looks so cute when she's nervous, I smile and pull her close "I always knew you were a girl,  But I flirt with anyone, If I get some money out of it," I say in her ear, she seem startled I look at Honey senpai and he looked down, "Honey are you still jealous? I can flirt with you if you want," I say seductively and he scooted away "If you have those jealous eyes, I will pick on you, I'm not very nice" I say jokingly and he hugs Takashi's leg, I smile and walk out of the room. I go back to watching my anime, I was watching soul eater, because it was a great anime in my opinion. "Kid would love the twins" I mumble and they get closer, and they look at my screen when Kid realizes the sun symmetrical, He really is a perfectionist. "What did you say-""about us?" They ask "None of your fucking bee's wax, I say whatever the hell I want" I say cruelly "Why are you so mean?" They ask and I look at them "I'm having an allergic reaction, I'm allergic to idiots" I say and the put their hands on their chest like they were shot, "Haru I have a question for you, over here" I say waving her over "Is there any chance that I could come visit you and your parents?" I ask and she sighs, hand on her head "Don't tell Tamaki" she says and I grab my things since 6 boys can clean up a fairly clean room "Bye Tama-Chan! I'm heading out!" I yell walking with Haruhi, Tamaki through a fit and Kyoya pulling out his phone. We walk out and my phone rings, Kyoya is calling me "Yeah little brother?" I ask and he quickly asks me "Where are you going?" "Haruhi's. And I'm not changing my mind" I tell him and hang up on him, "Let's go!" I cheer and we leave the school