Kyoya's big sister, the only hostress

Challenge from Lobelia Academy

~~Uta~~

It's about the time of year again... Lobelia will try to whisk me away again. I sit on the window sill waiting for Lobelia to start their non-sense and this is the first time I didn't go the black magi first but it gives me an excuse to leave later. I see the twirling idiot spin non- stop me and Benio must have got Haruhi since she's late. "Hinako, Chizuru, how long do you plan to keep on this nonsense?" I asked annoyed "You know I'm dating a host now so why would I leave my boyfriends?" I ask and I call the two over "How could you be enticed by such foul creatures?!" Hinako screamed and I roll my eyes at her. "That's no way to win a girl over. insulting her lovers and her brother. I'm going to visit the black magic club. Okay, boys?" I say and they nod but they seem a little jealous, I pull them outside making sure nobody was around "I waited to go so I had an excuse to run from Lobelia, They never went to the host club to harass me before as you know but every year they hut me down" I tell them "Go before they get suspicious of you" I tell them and shoo them back into the club room as I wonder to see Neko and Beli. I walk in to see all my friends... Well, my 2 friends in the club "Hey there you adorable fucks" I say which... I think would offend everyone else in this world but the take my greeting warmly and we all smiled. "Neko... I have news about the party that I got about a week ago... The entire group except Kyoya did It with me and I have complications which my some things so I'll be having at least 5 kids... and they could all have different fathers... " I say ashamed, and he hugged me "I couldn't be mad at you... We were so drunk that it couldn't have been a huge thing," He said patting and I look at Reiko... "Poor you, I'll always be there to help you and the idiots better help you, or they will be cursed!" she yells and Neko looked nervous "I promise you that Nothing will happen to me or the kids. I am strong enough to get through it all. I pat his head and he put on a small smile, "When their born I'll have them tested to see who's who's so no matter what they all get to see their kid" I love him as a friend and I can't believe I let them do that even if I'm drunk. I look to see Mitskuni standing in the doorway "What's the matter, sweetie?" I ask and he looked at me "Haru-chan might leave and we are gonna cross-dress to make her stay. " "So I'll get to wear a nice suit? I'm okay with the Idea" I tell him "I'll be back to the host club in a minute, run along I'll be right behind you" I smile at him and he closes the door behind him. I kiss Neko's forehead and Hug Reiko "Thanks for being there for me... I'll see you tomorrow" I smile at them one last time and walk out, I've started to show, go thing I have been disowned already or else father probably sends me back to the damned hospital. I walk into lots of racks of ball gowns and a rack or two of suits, "So I pick from the suits? Or do you wear something for my gender?" I ask and the twins stay quiet, everyone is quiet like Mitskuni and Takashi threatened them "If Takashi or Mitskuni threatened you then ignore them, and I don't want to be treated to much differently because I'm pregnant, got it?" I tell them and the two glare at them and I walk up and grab their ears and pull on them "You two need to lighten up. just because we were drunk and I'm pregnant doesn't mean I'm gonna go fuck them again, You two I'm dating you so I will from now on stay loyal and drink responsibly," I tell them not letting their ears go "We get it! We get it! Let go! OW!" mitskuni squealed and  Takashi looked like he was in pain, I let go and they hold their ear that I yanked on. The hosts looked afraid of me now "Okay  tell me, What do you want me to wear," I say calmly and then Tamaki told me, "Kyoya why couldn't you told me?" "I thought it would be entertaining to see how you would react to learning honey and Mori threaten the hosts," He smirked and I yanked on his ear "you aren't the kindest person ever, are you? I might have taught you to at least act kindly" I say and I let go, I walk to the rack of suits and pick out a business suit while Takashi picked out a princely one. I look through my crunchy roll to look for more anime but I was interrupted by fucktard, "What you Fucktard?' "Nothing much fuckxy," I look up to see Hikaru. I look at him "fuck you" "Love you too" I glare at him, "Takashi!!" i squeal and Hikaru ran as far as he could to his brother, "Yes?" "Nothing~~ I just wanted to see you" i say innocently and kiss his cheek. I smirk knowing that  I can scare the hosts so easily, I guess I don't really need to hide behind the boys, I'm the feared throughout the school. I smile at them and pack up my things " I'm going to talk to a realtor to get places In Canada and America and maybe spread my cafe worldwide!" I cheer and my boys smiled "and Loverboys... I can still take care of myself so you don't need to protect me. Since, I don't know which host's child I'm carrying around I guess you guy can come over... But Mitskuni, Takashi... I'm the only one allowed not to play nice... Behave yourselves" I say patting their heads and we go home and for the first time since me and Haru split up Ranka called "What is it?" I ask boredly "You should come over sometime sweetie," "Why all of a sudden," "Kyoya said you got chubby! I wanna see a cute chubby Uta!" "well I need to Talk to Kyoya now and Me and my friends plan to visit sometime soon so be patient old man," i say jokingly and he chuckled "okay then sweetie! See you sometime soon" "Bye old man" I say Hanging up before he nags me... "Kyoya... Why did you tell Ranka that I was getting fat?" I ask and he is an honest man "Ranka asked about you so I told him," "I hate you," "I guess I'll have Nekozawa curse your boyfriends," "All he does is love spells and very minor things you idiot" I ruffle his hair and he straightens it out quickly. "So If you boys want to visit follow me

~~Time skip because I'm too lazy to write a fun scene~~

We sat there waiting for Haruhi to walk in and I refuse to sing in front of anyone. so I sit there and look pretty, "Tamaki, when you Graduate who will you pass this on to and you'll have to get new hosts for when we leave, we can't stay in high school forever" I tell him and he smiles at me "We'll figure that later! Don't worry! We still have a few years before we worry!" he said happily and I have a cold look "Whatever you say Tama-Baka"I say and I hear footsteps "Someone's coming" I whisper and we all do the flop and the door opens. I sit in a corner watching this unfold and the girls looked confused and I snuck away and synced my phone to the speaker and play Jeageractive, Which confused everyone but 3 of the hosts... They stared at me while Tamaki continued to do his thing

I relax and enjoy the song when the three surrounded me "What?" I ask pretending like I didn't do it, "Turn this off Uta, It's horrible," "Sorry I like this song" I say and unplug my phone from the speaker and it back down and listen to Lobelia complain and get ready to go home. "Bye bitches!" I say running out the door and jumping into my car to leave this rich brat school. Thank god I only have a few years left before I go to college... I can't wait to go to japan's best school... I can't do this rich kid school... I can't stand to deal with the idiots...

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Sorry people, I've been really unmotivated so this might be the last update of the month depending on my state, So please be patient while I deal with this...

Honey: Poor Author-chan! Feel better soon!

Anyways Sweet Nightmares
~L

I need to go do nothing for a few hours now