Kik Me [Joshler AU]

9

Stan: okay so like

Stan: Patrick are you okay?

Pat: as far as okay goes

Pat: p much, yeah

Curlydan: I missed so much

Curlydan: but to both patty and ty, I'm sorry and I hope you're both doing well

Pat: yeah Pete stayed outside the apartment for a while and slept out there but that's all

Curlydan: I wish I wasn't in England currently so I could hug you, patty. Pete is a fuckin twat

Pat: aww thank chu dan

Curlydan: of course

Pure: staying up and watching both mulan and mulan 2 was a horrible idea

Pure: I'm so tireddddd

Pure: and josh is asleep oof

Curlydan: tYLER HI

Pure: OMG DAN HENLO

Gdo: dan

Curlydan: yES gdo?

Gdo: we're floating on a dying rock in space and you just want to jumble random letters into words in an uppercase manner? Instead of screaming?

Curlydan: YOU COCKSHIT NOW IM HAVING AN EXTISTENTISK CRISIS FIFJ

Pure: Brendon you meanie!

Curlydan: HES already had three today!

Gdo: oops

Stan: cOUGH dan

Curlydan: .......

Curlydan: wHAT

Stan: you should add Phil to the gc

Curlydan: oh god okay

Curlydan has added Philadelphia to the chat!

Curlydan: phil wHAT the hell even is your name

Philadelphia: it's creative dan, that's what it is

Gdo: oMG PHIL LESTER

Philadelphia: oh god dan what did you drag me into

Curlydan: Phil this is the gay gc I was telling you about

Stan: welcome to gay hell

Pure: we have Oreos!

Philadelphia: oh hello Tyler!

Pure: hi, Phil!

Stan: how in the mother of cocks does Tyler know both of them

Pure: *shrug* I met dan, then I met Phil

Pat: well hi!

Philadelphia: dan has told me all about you guys

Philadelphia: I was spammed with pictures the last week and he literally yelled at me for thirty minutes for misgendering Tyler since I'd only met them two days ago

Pure: i was on skype while it happened and dan was v mad

Pure: but it was okay!

Gdo: oKAY sO phil name, pronouns, sexuality, and a picture

Curlydan: you already know his name fuckwad

Stan: ^

Pure: dan!

Pat: ^

Philadelphia: uh, well

Philadelphia: hi I'm phil. I use He/him, and here's a picture of me with dan;

Philadelphia:

Philadelphia: I'm obviously the one on the right

Curlydan: phil you dimwit you didn't say your sexuality

Pure: He may not of wanted to say it

Pat: ^

Philadelphia: oh, my apologies!

Philadelphia: I'm bisexual

Curlydan has left the chat!

Gdo: sigh

Philadelphia: was it something I said?

Philadelphia: hello?

Philadelphia: well then

Operation 'Phan' starts soon ;)