Kik Me [Joshler AU]

52 i can explain

Pure: okay I know I don't swear but

Pure: I'm so fucking disappointed that sweet victory only got 3 seconds I'm just sayin

Gdo: yo big fucking mood

Sobbing: right? Who in the absolute fuck decides sicko mode is better than sweet victory

Pure: Stephen Hillenburg didn't die for this tbh

RyRo: ugh rt

Pure: oh yo also

Pure: we should all hang out or something soon I miss you guys a bunch

Sobbing: Tyler had literally cried into my shoulder over this no joke

Gdo: AWWWW BABEY

Pat: YO THAT'S CUTE IDK

Pure: anyway

Pure: life updates?

Gdo: Dal, ry, and i's wedding is approaching fucking fast

RyRo: oh shit we got another dog

DalPal: wrote some cool songs yknow

Pat: Rory n I are still kickin

Rorizzle: damn straight

Gdo: *gay

Rorizzle: fuck you, you piece of ass

Gdo: I mean

Gdo: you are what you eat

RyRo: BRENDON

DalPal: BAHAHAHAHAH

RyRo: DON'T PROVOKE HIM

Pure: ry you're insinuating that bren eats you out

Pat: okay who the fuck taught him that potty language

Pure: uhh

Pure: myself??

Pure: I may be a virgin but I'm not uneducated

Sobbing: shit he's got a point

Gee: oh shit josh hasn't tapped that yet?

Gee: respect

Pure: listen here you little rat-faced twat

Pure: you can fuck right out of here

Sobbing: TYLER ROBERT JOSEPH

Pure: oh wait sorry

Pure: OH F

Pure: GOTTA BLAST

Gdo: n e ways

Gdo: I hope y'all are doing good but I'm about to get beat by Ryan duces

RyRo: I'm gonna beat you to a fucking pulp

DalPal: and I'm gonna help him never fucking say that shit again you complete and utter shit

Pure: potty mouths

Gee: SAYS YOU

Pure: touché

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Uhhhh

I can explain

Y'know what? No I can't, I have no words

But have this complimentary update, I hope life is treating you well

AND WOAH THANKS FOR 5K VIEWS?? DAMN

Anyway, I think I'm back? Dunno, we'll see

Also, I fucked around and got invested in the Voltron fandom. I'm doomed

The pilots and Voltron are the only fandoms I'm like

Sticking to so

Yeehaw