Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Gdo: ryan? dallon?

Gdo: shoot, wrong chat

DalPal: nAh, it's okay.

DalPal: what's up?

RyRo: ^

Pure: oo?

Sobbing: am here what's happening.

Stan has removed Halsey from the
chat!

Stan: she was always just lurking

Stan: anyway

Gdo: uhm...

Gdo: boyfriends, why do you love me?

Gdo: it's a serious question

Gdo: I'm truly wondering.

Gdo: And before you ask questions, I'll answer em for you.

Gdo: I was thinking about it quite a lot, and I figured you're both just dating me out of pity. You were my high school crushes but you were already dating, and I just figure that you felt bad and gave me a shot and you don't know how to get rid of me now. I mean, really. I'd cry and beg you not to leave. I'm annoying and I'm overweight. I'm ugly and I can never look right. I sleep too much and always talk about sex. I make too many dad jokes and I always need your reassurance. If you really want it, you can break up with me. Nows your free chance. I won't chase to get you back.

Pure: my heart just shattered

DalPal: Brendon Boyd motherfucking Urie

Gdo: Yes?

RyRo: We love you. So fucking much. Truly, we do. Back in high school, when it was just Dallon and I, I always had my eye on you. I'd eye-fuck you every damn time I saw you, and I felt so bad about it. Then I realized Dallon had been doing the same. We had a laugh about it, and wondered what we should've done. We'd heard about polyamory relationships, and knew that's what we wanted. When you joined our relationship, I swear, everything got so much better. You know, we love you because you're an idiot, okay? Your idiocy makes us laugh to the point of tears, and it brightens our day, every damn time. We love you because you're fucking hilarious. You've literally shoved quarters up your nose, just to see if they would fit. It resulted in a trip to the hospital, but eh. Your dad jokes always make us chuckle, especially Dallon. I know I personally look annoyed, but that's how it works! We love you because you're quirky. You're always there to brighten someone's day with your beautiful smile and stupid monologue. You're always jumping around the room, and you just brighten up the room as soon as you walk in. We love you because you're caring. You always make sure me and Dallon are okay. You make sure we want to do certain things. You always ask consent. At any hint of uncomfortableness, you jump right in and make your boyfriends feel so much better about themselves/situations. We love you because you're /you/, and that's all that really matters to us, Bren. You make us smile, giggle, cry (in a good way), blush, and, god, how amazing that feels. We just love you to the point our hearts might explode. Every bit of you is perfect in mine and Dallon's eyes, and neither of us can wait for all of us to be husbands and raise dog children together. -Co-wrote by your two boyfriends.

Pure: I CANT BREATGE I WANT PARAGRAPHS LILE THAT OH MY GOD

Pure: GOALS

Pure: IM PULLING A JOSHS USERNAME

Sobbing: <—

Stan: CHRIST THE CUTENESS

Gee: I WANNA DIE THAG WAS TOO GOOD

Gdo: Guys?

RyRo: yes?

DalPal: Yes?

Gdo: I love you.