Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Pat: ahem

Pat: Pete merely said he missed me, apologized to Tyler, smiled at josh, thanked us for forgiving him, and walked away

Sobbing: he was quite mature about it

Sobbing: I'm pleasantly surprised

Pure: GIYS I BACE MR WHISKERS

Gdo: YOU MACED MR WHISKERS?????????1?1?1?1?1

Pure: meanie

Pure: JOSH STIP TALKING SO FIERCELY TO PAT AND LETS WATCH MOVIES

Sobbing: ty, hold on, we're discussing something important

Pure: JOOOSSSHGHHG

Gdo: josh pay attention to them

Sobbing: Tyler, I said to hold on. I need to talk to Patrick a bit longer.

Gdo: He never uses proper grammar what the fuck is going on

Pure: BUT JOSH

Gdo: why did everything go quiet for a few seconds

Pat: JOSHUA WILLIAM DUN

Pat: LOOK WHAT YOU JUST FUCKIN DID

Gdo: ????

RyRo: I'm here what did he do

DalPal: ^^

Pat: he yelled at Tyler

Pat: and cussed

Pat: and Tyler literally got dressed in .2 seconds

Pat: and theyre fucking gone

Pat: guys they were crying very violently

Pat: and ghey LITERALLY FUCKING BROKE THE MULAN DISC

Pat: DUDE THATS THEIR FAV DISNEY MKVIE WHAT THE FUCK

RyRo: WOAHWOAHWOAH THEY WHAT

DalPal: I'm not one to usually cuss but

DalPal: WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK

Gdo: #joshisoverparty

Pure has left the group chat!

Sobbing: fuck

Sobbing: fuck fuck fuck

Pat: josh stop hitting your head against the wall

Pat: JOSH STOP

Pat: Jesus Christ

RyRo: what's he doing

Pat: he's just laying on the floor crying

Gdo: I've never seen josh cry???

Gdo: HES always so tough????

Gdo: hes only ever cried over Tyler

Sobbing: thas fucking right dimwit

Sobbing: I love them

Sobbing: so damn much

Sobbing: and yesterday I cried because they looked so damn cute in that outfit

Sobbing: and now my heart hurts because I hurt them so bad

Sobbing: I know I did

Pat: we'll get them back josh

Pat: don't you worry

Gdo has named the group chat
'💕Winning Ty back over💕'

;)