Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Pure: Guys

Pure: where's pat and Rory

Gdo: probably fucking

Pat: excuse you that's my boyfriend you're talking about

Pat: wait

Pure: YOUR W H S T

Pure: OMG I SHIP IT

Pure: PORY

Gdo: no that's one letter away from porn

Pure: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I ALMOST SAID RAT

Gdo: what's the ship name @ pat and Rory

Rorizzle: HAHAHAHA stfu or I'll hit you with a spatula

Pat: this boy

Gdo: well damn

Pure: I WANT A SHIP NAME

Pure: SHIP NAMES FOR EVERYBODY

Pure: GEE AND FRANK ARE FRERARD

Gee: fair enough

Stan: I like it

Pure: ryan and Brendon = ryden

Pure: Brendon and Dallon = brallon

Pure: brallon plus ryden = brallden?? Idk I'll think of something later

Gdo: oOH yES

Gdo: "fuck yeah!" "Ryan I will shove my foot up your ass if you don't stop. Also, like the names." -my fiancés

Pure: I don't have to think of anything for dan and Phil because they're already phan

Pure: me and josh will be.....

Pure: tysh

Sobbing: I like joshler better

Pure: hecc you

Gdo: make it both

Pure: ugh

Pure: fine

Pure: BUT WHAT ABOUT RORY AND PAT

Pure: PRORY?

Pure: RORTY?

Gdo: rick and morty

Pure: shut up I know where you live

Gdo: o.O

Pure: elk

Sobbing: what

Pure: *help

Rorizzle: idk but I'll probably comment about a ship name I like at some point during the chapter

Rorizzle: Anyway

Gdo: listen here

Gdo: you can't break the fourth wall in someone else's story, Rory. I know you're reading this. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Rorizzle: dONT attack me you little bitch I'll get you thrown into the slammer

Rorizzle: But hahaha

Rorizzle: fourth wall-ception