Kik Me [Joshler AU]

19.6

Gdo: are you fucking kidding me

RyRo: you know what the authors gonna do?

Gdo: wHAT

RyRo: promote their Instagram and then write chapter twenty, but in kik chat form

Gdo: are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

RyRo: ITS NOT THEIR FAULT THEY HAVE NO MOTIVATION AND ARE DEPRESSED 24/7

RyRo: ADDING TO THE FACT ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS MIGHT GET ARRESTED FOR DOING DRUGS SO FUCK OFF

Gdo: damn

RyRo: see?

RyRo: bitch

Pat: guys shut the fuck up

Pat: the author is watching us

Gdo: *slowly looks up at screen*

Gdo: well shove a chicken wing in my pussy and call me Daryl

RyRo: BRENDON-

Gdo: the author made themselves laugh for the first time in a while with commentary they came up with, but made me say

Gdo: sO sh

RyRo: well uh

RyRo: autHOR-

RyRo: ??

Pat: are you confusion Ryan

RyRo: fuck you

Gdo: autHOR stop making yourself sadder by listening to xxxtentacion

RyRo: the author brought you into this story, they can take you out

RyRo: woah why did they make me say that what the fuck

RyRo: NOBOBONO CHANGES CAME ON IM CRYING

RyRo: autHOR stop expressing emotions through me

Author: fuck off ryan

RyRo: EW WHAT

Gdo: hahahahahahhha

Pat: OOH GIYS THE AITHOR CAN BREAK THE 4TH WALL WITH CHAPTERS THAT HAVE A DECIMAL

Pat: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Gdo: oh yeah the author is obsessed with the movie Heathers, and Heathers (The Musical)

RyRo: PUT HEATHERS ON BROADWAY YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

RyRo: ahem

Gdo: author said Christian Slater is hot asf

Author: google him. He's truly a man. LIKE FUCK HES SO HOT IM CRYING  I LOVE HIM. HE AYED AS A GAY PORNOGRAPHER IN A MOVIE EVEN IF IT MADE HIM UNCOMFY. I LOVE HIM SM

Gdo: awww

Pat: Alright

Pat: authors instagram is @//smol_aloox

Pat: they have an awesome theme

Pat: plus you'll see into their personal life

Pat: and their face

Pat: and here come chapter 20