Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Gdo: THIS IS MY ROARIN
ROARIN 20s I DONT EVEN KNOW ME
ROLL ME LIKE A BLUNT COS I WANNA GO HOME
ROLL ME LIKE A BLUNT COS I WANT
I WANNA GO HOMEEEEE

Pure: ???

RyRo: Brendon wrote a song

DalPal: it's actually really catchy

Gdo: FUCK YOU I WROTE A WHOLE A L B U M

RyRo: you wHAT

Gdo: HAHHAHAHAHA FUCKER

RyRo: WHY DIDNYOU NOT LET ME HEAR

DalPal: AND ME?

Gdo: because it was every time I got high

RyRo: ......

Gdo: it's called pray for the wicked buy it on iTunes

Pure: OMG YES IM FUNNING

Pure: WHAT TGE SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA ITS ALREADY SO GOOD HECC ME

Sobbing: y'all tyler is crying on my lap

Gdo: 😊

Gdo: oh fuck wanna hear a joke

Gee: no

Gdo: well fuck you I'll snatch your soul from your asshole

Gee: is that a threat?

Gdo: it's a promise if you don't shut the fuck up

Pure: ahem

Pure: I really like One of the Drunks

Gdo: why thank you

Pure: YOUR BOICE IS SO PRETTY FUN UMPH CROCS KILL ME

Gdo: did those spell out fuck

Pure: yes

Pure: aLSO I'm working on an album

Gdo: I WANNA HEAR

RyRo: ME TOO

Pure: so o n