Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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DalPal: Brendon is so fucking cute

DalPal: we're going out and he put on a big sweater

DalPal: fuck I love this goofball

DalPal:

RyRo: tHATS 👏🏼 our 👏🏼 fiancé 👏🏼 right 👏🏼 there

Gdo: dawww

Gdo: it's kinds hard to type with one hand

Gdo: But um evolving and autocorrect is being nice to me

Gdo: woot woot

Pure: so I met this really nice girl today

Pure: should I add her in?

Pure: she's s t r a i g h t

Gdo: yuck she must be the big gay to get in

Pure: well hecc you I'll add her in at some point

Gdo: no

Gdo: I put you in this chat, I cAn easily take you out

Pure: is that a threat, forehead?

RyRo: OOHHGHHHHHH SHITTTTTT

Gdo: I'm not even gonna try

Gee: Tyler did you lose your v card yesterday

Pure: no?

Sobbing: no but something else happened

Gdo: SPILL IT BITCH

Pure: joshkindafoundmeandthenmademegivehimablowjobwhichwasntthatbadandthenhegavemeahandjobandilikedit

Pure: we didn't do anything shut up

Gdo: YOU

Gdo: YOU GAVE JOSH

Gdo: A

Gdo: B L O W J O B?

Pat: T Y L E R

Sobbing: HHAAHHAHAHA

Gdo: YOURE IN TROUBLE TOO BASTARD

Sobbing: fuck

Gdo: DID HE C O N S E N T ?

Sobbing: well duh

Pure: He asked a bajillion times if it was okay if we did it and it made me happy

Pat: oh my god Tyler

Rorizzle: P A T T Y

Rorizzle: give me attention or I'll burn your fedoras

Pat: gOTTA blast

Gdo: MY GOD TYLERS GONNA GET ASS FUCKED NEXT

Pure: NO STOP IT

Gee: HAHAHHAHAHAH

(I don't know what this is I have no plot help)