Gdo: yeet yeet bitch
Gdo: hey I'm Brendon and you're watching Disney channel
Pure: JM WATCHING DIDNEY CHANNEL RN OMG
Gdo: didney
Pure: dONT make fun of my mistakes
Sobbing: I'm a mistake
Pure: no you're not you're my bootiful boyfriend and ily
Pure: I mean what
Gdo: OMG AWWWWWWWWE
Sobbing: ilyt bambi
Gdo: WTF THIS IS SO CUTE
Gdo: ew why did I have the sudden urge to shove a chicken being up my pussy
(@ aarika)
Sobbing: you don't even have one
Gdo: how do you know you haven't been in my pants
Sobbing: Brendon you've drunk stripped in front of me before I know you have a dick
Pure: ew????
Gdo: BABAHABABAHAHAHHAHAHA
Gdo: I remember that
Gdo: fuck yeah man
Gdo: I would be a hot stripper
Sobbing: sure
Gdo: rood
Pure: oh h*cc it's 3AM
Pure: goodnight
Sobbing: bye bren bitch
Gdo: bye fuck
Gdo: gn ty
Pure: :)

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Kik Me [Joshler AU]
FanfictionSatan: *coughs* wASSUP my whores This is just a random kik chat I made that includes multiple different ships, but mostly joshler. I also made this while sleep deprived. Enjoy!