Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Gdo: which one of you absolute fucking walnuts took my men

Gdo: I went to sleep last night

Gdo: y'know

Gdo: minding my own mother FUCKIMG business

Gdo: cuddling with my two fiancés

Gdo: akd I wake the fuck up

Gdo: and both of those wads of green fuckery are gone

Gdo: who fuckin took em

RyRo: ....

DalPal: we just went to get ice cream

Gdo:

Gdo:

Gdo:

Gdo: WOTHOUT ME??

Gdo: YOU FUCKERS OF FUCKING TIMBLR WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Gdo: GETTING FUCKING ICE CREAM WITHOUT KE KNOWIMF DAMN WELL I WANTED SOME LAST NIGGT

Gdo: YOU FUCKING FUCKERS ARE DEAD WHEN YOU GET BACK

RyRo: we're getting tubs to bring back

DalPal: so shush

Gdo: oh okay

Pure: Guys :(

Gdo: WHO HURT YOU

Pure: no one??

Pure: but myself??

DalPal: JOSH WHERE TF ARE YOU

Sobbing: I'm getting Taco Bell ty what's wrong my precious lil love

Pure: m sad :(

Sobbing: Fuck Taco Bell this line is long I'll just get you a kids meal from McDonald's I'm comin fast

Pure: :)

Pure: no never mind :(

Rorizzle: me n pat are almost in cali what's wrong :(

Pure: idk I'm just sad

Sobbing: I'm also get ice cream

Pure: is the machine broken

Sobbing: surprisingly no

Pure: YEEHAW ICE CREAM

(sORRY THIS IS SHORT HELLO)