Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Pat: guys Rory is so fucking cute I'm crying

Rorizzle: excuse me who

Rorizzle: I look like a burnt Arby's sandwich

Pat: E X C U S E M E?

Pat: you're adorable as all shit!

Rorizzle: mhmm

Rorizzle: and the queen of England is in my room right now

Pure: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Pure: I like this one

Sobbing: TYLER

Sobbing: STOP HIDING

Sobbing: IM COMING FOR YOU

Pure: oh shoot

Gdo: I wanna play hide and seek!

RyRo: BrENDON WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR PHONE YOUR DICK IS LITERALLY IN MY ASS

Gdo: well you're on yours

RyRo: touché

Pure: ew?

Pure: anyway

Pure: JOSH YOURE NOT GONNA FIND ME HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sobbing: JESUS CHRIST WHERE THE FRAZZLE DAZZLE ARE YOU

Rorizzle: why is Tyler hiding exactly?

Pure: ahem

Pure: josh has a daddy kink

Sobbing: I DO NOT

Gdo: HAHAHAHAHA I CANT BREATHE

Gdo: FUCK I FELL OFF YHE BED

RyRo: EW THAT FELT SO WEIRD

Pat: wtf is happening

RyRo: BRENDON DIED LAUGHING AND HE FELL OFF THE BED, WHICH RESULTED IN HIS ACTUAL DICK FLINGING OUT OF MY ASS

RyRo: IT HURT

Pure: hA

Rorizzle: why is no one grossed out

Pat: it's weird in this chat

Pat: you'll get used to it, promise

RyRo: oh shit I think Brendon broke his arm

Sobbing: are you serious

RyRo: yeah it's bent weird

Rorizzle: imagine telling this to the paramedics

Rorizzle: "oh yeah, we were fucking and then he started talking in our group chat and then he fell off the bed from laughing so hard and broke his arm."

Gdo: tHATS a story I'll be telling my grandkids

RyRo: Brendon no

Gdo: Brendon YES

Pure: get you both dressed and get him to the hospital

Pure: and I'll tell you why I'm hiding

Gdo: GETTONF DRESSED NOW

RyRo: He would listen to me but he'd listen to you?

Pure: duh

Pure: I'm queen

Pure: ANYWAY

Pure: so I was talking with josh

Pure: and I was saying the word daddy a lot

Sobbing: don't you dare

Pure: and I look over

Pure: and there's a bulge in his pants

Pure: and I'm like

Pure: what is that

Pure: so I grab it

Pure: and he kinda moans

Pure: so I'm like

Pure: oh

Pure: OH

Pure: O H

Pure: and then I ran off and hid

Pure: and now he's trying to find me

Pure: so I can

Pure: "finish what I started"

Pure: uhm

Pure: excuse you binch

Pure: I don't take orders from you

Pure: I'm a goddess

Rorizzle: I thought you were the queen

Pure: same difference

Pure: @ josh take a cold shower

Pure: it's what I do

Pure: oh wait

Pure: OH NO I OUTED MYSELF

Gdo: WHAT THLER

Gdo: WHAT THE FUCK

Gdo: I CAN48.!83!:

Pure: shut up I'm still a pure virgin

Rorizzle: sAME?

Pure: HALLELUJAH IM NOT ALONE

Pat: ahem

Pat: Rory come over

Rorizzle: gladly

Pure: O.o

Pure: I don't think we'll be virgin buddies much longer

RyRo: O H?

Pure: no I'm talking about Rory

Pure: I'm still pure

Pure: hence the name

Sobbing: when I find you you're gonna get it

Pure: GOTTA BLAST

Gdo: okay so I officially broke my arm

Gdo: and the nurses are laughing really hard at me

Gdo: help