Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Gdo: fuck I love my boyfriends

Pure: that was the most adorable thing I'd ever seen

Sobbing: I'm still <—

DalPal: ;)

RyRo: hehe

Gdo: oh god what

DalPal: we have a surprise for you

RyRo: come to dal's apartment

Gdo: IS IT KINKY SEX

RyRo: no!

RyRo: you'll like this more

Gdo: chocolate?

DalPal: stop guessing and get over here

Pure: while they're doing that

Pure: josh come over I wanna cuddle and watch movies

Sobbing: mkay

Gee: aww

Gee: frank come downstairs and cuddle me

Stan: fuck you im comfy in bed

Pat: hecc me

Curlydan: why?

Pat: I'm the only single one

Philadelphia: download tinder

Pat: someone comment who I should date

Curlydan: ?????

Pure: yAY! Josh is here

Sobbing: TYLER LOOKS SO CUTE

Sobbing:

Gee: are they asleep?

Pure: no you stupid cracker

Pure: it just looks like I am

Gdo: I csnt breatge

Gdo: fcuk

Gdo: crying

Gdo: im pluling a jishs @

Pure: aww, jish

Pure: but why?

Gdo: they fukcnig proposed

Gdo: Guys

Gdo: im gonna get married to the loves of my life

Pure: OH MY GOD REALLY?

Pure: CONGRATS!!!!

Pure: SHOW THE HECCING RINGS

Sobbing: <—

Gee: WHAT THE F U C K

Pat: I CANT BREATGE REALLY WHATCKSBZ

DalPal:

DalPal: ignore the mark I accidentally did that out of joy

Pure: well jeez

Pure: BREN AND RYAN SHOW ME YOUR RINGD

Gdo:

(That's Brendon and Sarah's ring, and dallons so haha come at me)

Gdo: I have the gold band

Pure: THEYRE BEAUTIFUL

Pure: JOSH I WANNA GET MARRIED TOO

Sobbing: soon, baby

Sobbing: we just got together

Sobbing: but I'll propose soon

Sobbing: promise

Pat: crying

Pat: we have bren, dal, and ry engaged

Pat: ty and josh together recently

Pat: dan and Phil recently got together

Pat: and gee and frank treating each other like enemies but they still love each other and are together

Gee: you bet your sweet thotties we treat each other like enemies

Stan: bitch

Pat: IM SO SINGLE HELP

Pat: oh frick I just bumped into someone

Pat: OMG

Pat: NO WAY

(Cliffhanger, fuckers. Hahahahaha love me.

Also, youre welcome for the engagement ;)

I continue to forget to mention they're all in their early to late twenties, or early thirties

Bye)