Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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(Hi I just wanted to say I'm still promoting tøps new music but it's gonna freak out the rest of the "characters" because I'm evil and love torturing them)

Pure: I'll be right there, but you'll have to grab my throat and lift me in the air. If you need anyone. I'll stop my plans. But you'll have to tie me down and then break both my hands. If you need anyone, I'll be right there.

Gdo: what kind of metaphorical hecc is this.

Sobbing: ty?

Gdo: are you with him right now?

Sobbing: no he just left my apartment.

Pure: I can't believe how much I hate, pressures of a new place roll my way. Jumpsuit, jumpsuit, cover me.

RyRo: is he writing poems or some shit?

Sobbing: I'm gonna see if he's at his apartment.

Gee: y'all I just saw like 5 cop cars speeding down the road

Gdo: oh?

Pure:

Sobbing: TYLER ARE YOU OKAY??

Gee: YO IN RUNNING BACK TY ARE YOU OKAY

Gee: yooooooo this is some crazy shit

Gee: I see him

Gee: he's

Gee: he's in a jumpsuit??

Gdo: now the "jumpsuit cover me" shit makes sense

Sobbing: fuck hi gee

Gee: oh shit hi josh

Gdo: is ty okay

Pure: Mhm.

Pure: I was just sitting around.

Pure: There was just an accident.

Pure: :)

Gee:

Gdo: shit y'all look good

RyRo: bren do you have a boner

Gdo: ryan dONT even you're literally rubbing my dick

Pure: bAHAHAHA

Gdo: OMG TYLER LAUGHED AT THAT HE NEVER DOES

Pure: I have to admit it was funny that time.

Sobbing: why're you using so much proper grammar?

Gee: yeet

Pure: Just because.

Gdo: alrighty?

Sobbing: shit bye gee

Gee: bye bitch

Pure: Josh is taking me back to his apartment. No need to worry about me.

Gdo: aLRIGHTY goodnight sluts

(OH MY GOD GUYS THIS NEW ERA IS GIVING ME NEW FUCKING VIBES HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I SLOWLY MADE TYLER SLIP INTO INSANITY OMG OMG

OR SHOULD I SAVE THAT FOR A NEW BOOK I MAY OR MAY NOT BE PUTTING OUT SOON ;)))))

Okay it's 3AM HAHAHAHA help I have jumpsuit on repeat)