Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Gdo: Tyler what the absolute fuck nuts

Pure: ....what?

Gdo: why did you shave your floof again you ass

Pure: I dunno. I kinda...like it?? It's not necessarily what it looks like, thought. That's not the factor I like. I just like the idea of ridding of something that's been weighing on you for a while. And..like..you wake up the next morning and you realize it's not there, which can be like a super refreshing take on your life from then on out. It was something on the verge of a deep emotional connection that I had that I enjoyed getting rid of easily. Soon it'll all grow back and I can do that all over again.

Sobbing: everything ty does is dramatic. nothing he does is random/has no meaning behind it

RyRo: BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING EGG

Pure: go write a sad song about it, emoboy101

DalPal: AHAHAHAHAH FUXK THAY WAS GOOD

Sobbing: TYLER NO

Pure: ...Tyler, yes

Shan't: wait he shaved his head

Shan't: also can I do a documentary about your mind you're so interesting Jesus fucking
Christ why didn't I meet you before tjag fu king kale pail tbing

Pure: kale pail??

Shan't: *jake Paul

Gdo: I CANT FH LING BREATHE KELP

Sobbing: Tyler was ranting about how everyone should shut up about his hair and I took this picture

Sobbing

Gee: does anyone remember that one Spongebob movie

Pure: which one

Gee: BALD

Fronk: BALD

DalPal: BALD

RyRo: BALD

Gdo: BALD

Shan't: BALD

Sobbing: .......

Sobbing: BALD

Pure: Josh you're sleeping on the couch and I hope the rest of you choke xxx

Hey sorry I suck ass and can't update for shit yeehaw