Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Gdo: y'all

Gdo: this spaghetti is so fuckin good

Gdo: Ryan just asked me if a sperm-egg is alive

Gdo: idk wtf thag is but it's probably gonna live it's best life if it eats Ty's spaghetti

RyRo: MY TASTE BUDD

RyRo: SO HAPPY

RyRo: I WANT TYLER TO COOK FOR ME EVERYDAY

DalPal: Tyler did you put drugs in the food

Sobbing: he didn't

Sobbing: he's just that good

Gdo: WHAT THE FCYK????????

Gee: what

Gdo: THESE FUCKIN MEATBALLS???

RyRo: CRYING

Pure: Guys Ryan is actually crying in his food

Pure: dal do you feed them?

DalPal: usually yeah

DalPal: but it's like

DalPal: fast food because none of us cook

DalPal: except me occasionally

DalPal: and Brendon can make some pretty good pasta when he wants

Pure: huh

Pure: alright

Sobbing: can you guys believe my boyfriend is so amazing

Gdo: GES????

RyRo: I WANT YOUR BOYFRIEND TO LIVE WITH HS

Pure: no

Gdo: :(

Sobbing: BREN JUST STARTED SOBBING IMTO HIS SPAGHETTI KM CRYINFS

Pure:

Pure: I'm the only adult in the house at the moment

Pure: which is surprising because I'm usually very childish

Pure: but Bren?

Pure: he takes the cake

Gdo: TYLER CSN YOU MAKE US CAKE

RyRo: Lmf eASE PLEDAR

Sobbing: "omg please please"

DalPal: oh I was so confused for a sec

Gee: I wanna try some of tys food now but I'm lazy and don't wanna move

Gdo: honestly y'all

Gdo: Tyler is my favorite person y'all can fuck off

RyRo: rt

DalPal: ....

Pure:

Gee: get you a man who looks at you like Brendon looks at thag cake

Sobbing: KM DYING HIM AND RYAN ARE FIGHTING ABOUT WHO GETS FIRST SLICE

Sobbing: AND TYLER JUST SLAPPED THEM BOTH ACROSS THE FACE

Sobbing: AND TOOK THE FIRST BITE

Sobbing: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

Gdo: TBIS CAKE IS SO FUCKING GOOF

RyRo: CRYING YALL

Pure: okay I need to clean up the mess Dal com pick up your fiancés

DalPal: on it

Pure: josh go learn how to breathe

Sobbing: HAISN oKAY

Pure: bren and ry stop HECCING FIGHTING

Gdo: WHOS ATOPPING US

Pure: I'll take the cake away

RyRo: calm

Gdo: ^

Pure: sigh

Pure: why am the most adulty tonight

Pure: man it must suck to take care of me

Pure: eh