Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Gdo: I feel like Tyler would b hot during sex

Gdo: shit wrong chat

Pure: ?!?!

Sobbing: ^!!?!?!?!

Gdo: yhhh

DalPal: bren were you gonna send it to our chat?!

RyRo: tHATS wrongggg

Gdo: WEL WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ON ANSCALE OF ONE TO TEN HOW HOT SOMEONE WOULD HENDYRING FUCKING

DalPal: TES BUT YOU DONT BRING UP TY

Rorizzle: o.o

Gdo: WELL STILL

Sobbing: well

Sobbing: he's not wrong

Pat: I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

Gdo: W H A T

Gdo: have you-

DalPal: have you fucked

Pure: No.

Pure: just remember that one time with the bj and the hj

Gdo: blowjob and handjob?

Pure: sh but yes

Gdo: HOSH TELL YS WHAT HAPPENED

Gee: Brendon you're so fucking pervy what

Sobbing: Brendon no

Gdo: Brendon YES

Pure: uhhhhhh

Pure: I'm right here

Gdo: what

Gdo: O H

DalPal: Ryan just slapped Brendon aHAH

Sobbing: head leaned back against the couch

Sobbing: eyes fluttered shut

Sobbing: pretty lips parted

Sobbing: bucking hips

Sobbing: m o a n s

Pure: josh

Sobbing: bAHAH

Gdo: I'm crying that fueled me thank u

Pure: THANK U, NEXT

Pure: I'M SO FRICKING GRATEFUL FOR MY EX

Pure: THANK U, NEXT

Pat: Ariana's our here really slaying us all

Sobbing: ty come here

Pure: LET ME DANCE YOU BUFFOON

Pure: Joshua William Dun, if you tickle me I swear to whatever god is above and whatever devil is below I will out you like you outed me.

Pure: THATS IT

Pure: HE HAD HIS FINGERS IN MY HAIR AND HE WAS LIKE "OOHHHH F*CK YOURE SO GOOD F*CK. MY PERFECT LITTLE PRINCE" AND YKNOW WHAT HAPPENS DURING THAT AND THEN S A L T AND M O A N S

Gdo: IM CRYING PLEASE

Pat: Tyler really went for it

Pure: oh no

Pure: time for me to hide

Pure: YOY know what imma make this worse

Pure: WHY DONT U LOVE ME DADDY WHY DONT YOU WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME DADDY

Sobbing: TYLER STOP SCREAMING THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE

Pure: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

RyRo: I'm crying please

DalPal: should Tyler change his user now

Pure: No.

Sobbing: No.

Pure: I haven't sinned too much yet

Gdo: Y E T

Sobbing: YKNOW WHAT TY ILL OUT YOU EVEN MORE

Sobbing: "FFFU-AH! PLEASE JOSHIE PLEASE S'GOOD OHH GOD PLEASE"

Pat: GUYS OH MY GOD STOP

Pure: JOSH LIKES HAIR PULLING

Sobbing: TYLER LIKES PRAISE

Pure: JOSH HAS A DADDY KINK

Sobbing: SO DOES TYLER

Pure: JOSH LIKES LEAVING HICKEYS AND MARKS

Sobbing: TYLEF LIKES RECEIVING THEM

Gdo: STOP

Gdo: N O m O R E

Sobbing: our work here is done

Pure: yeet