Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Curlydan added Pure to the groupchat!

Pure: why did dan convince me to redownload kik and join this stupid group chat again

Pat: welcome young grasshopper

Gdo: fiesta salsa and era Kintzing year

Pat: shut

Pat: up

Pat: Tyler, come into your kitchen

Pure: excuse me?

Pat: JUST FUCKING DO IT OR NO BLUEBERRY PANCAKES FOR YOU

Pure: WHXJEN BLUBRYCJ PANCONKS

Gee: HAHAHAHAHA PANCONKS

Pure: ew pat WHERES my pancakes

Pat: take this letter and move to level 2 young grasshopper

Pure: the note says "Cok, come to your favorite café, or you'll get bLOKT"

Pure: Brendon did you write this

Gdo: you bet your sweet titty panconks I did

Pure: alright

Pure: I'm coming

RyRo: tHATS what she said

Pure: George Ryan Ross III

RyRo: GOTTA CLAST

Pure: alright Brendon you forehead fuck I'm here

Pure: are you serious another note

Pure: "Our life is all but a dream, and diamonds appear to be broken glass to me. Come get your engagement ring, bitch"

Pure: ...ryan why

RyRo: HOW DID YOU KNOW

Pure: oof, I'm coming to Sandy's ring shop

RyRo: fucking piss on a cock

Pure: this damn ring shop is all the fucking way across town

Pat: I'm so not used to him cussing

Stan: that all ends soon ;)

Pure: fuck off frank

Stan: well damn

Pure: WHY ANOTHER NOTE

Pure: "My names Gerard and I'm 37. I've got these cute blonde boys who come from heaven."

Pure: hair salon

Gee: why is this little brat so fucking smart

Pure: because I actually didn't drop out of highschool

Stan: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

Pure: I'm guessing this is a stupid scavenger hunt?