Dream Daddy oneshots

Fluff because now I feel bad

I hurt you, and I'm sorry. Have some stupid yet adorable headcanons for my three favorite dad's, two favorite kids, and Pablo.

Craig

-Bisexual

-Master chef

-His thighs...

-Usually he's Dom, but y'all switch it up sometimes

-River is the most well behaved baby you have ever met

-Seriously his THIGHS!

-You guys eventually adopt a dog

-Once walked in on you and the twins binge watching the original Pokemon series

-Hazel dared him to play DDLC and he did and he wouldn't look at his computer for a week

Robert 

-Pansexual

-Gets jealous really easily

-Dominant like 90% of the time

-He'll be gone for like a week and then come back with a super exciting story about how he almost caught a cryptid

-He loves leaving bite marks, hickeys, scratches- anything that claims you as his

-One time Val tried to surprise visit him but it was just you and Betsy. She still had fun though

-Gave Amanda a pocket knife for Christmas

-Joseph once walked in on you guys making out and he just put the cookies down and left

-Loves it when you run your hands through his hair, he acts like he doesn't though

Hugo

-Gay

-He must touch the butt

-It's pretty even on who doms and who subs.

-Duchess Cordelia does eventually break into his house and you guys adopt her

-You taught Ernest how to shoot a gun and now he's kinda scared that he'll somehow get one and shoot somebody

-You guys still go to trivia night every week

-Ernest asked if you would help him dye his hair and you guys bonded and Hugo comes home and his son's hair is purple. He's very confused but also glad Ernest is warming up to you

-He gets this look in his eye when he talks about wrestling and it's honestly adorable

-His muscles, I swear to god...

Val

-Lesbian

-You guys met at a gay bar in New York

-Like her father, she's really dominant and likes marking you

-Her laugh is to die for

-Her hair is so soft and smells really nice

-Has an adorable husky puppy

-when you met Robert he was actually very nice, completely excepting that his daughter had a girlfriend

-Loves to cuddle, always the big spoon

-Her husky once laid on you for like an hour and she came in and laid on you too

Lucian

-Bisexual

-will tickle you constantly

-Dominant as hell

-Pretty kinky, what do you expect from a teenager? 

-Damien knows before you guys even tell him, the walls of his house are really thin

-Inherited Damien's green thumb

-Again, Joseph walks in on you guys, like how Joseph?

-If you bite him he goes fucking crazy, especially on his neck

-He's the perfect combination of horny and sweet, and you fucking love it

Pablo

-Bisexual

-Makes the best cupcakes

-Usually submissive, though he'll Dom occasionally

-You both have amazing musical talent, and you are the newest member of †† Vacant Veil ††

-His mom is a really nice lady, like she knitted you a scarf

-You'll catch him staring at your butt and then he gets flustered

-You are very protective of him, and he's very thankful for that

-cried after playing DDLC

-Just so sweet

I've been meaning to do this and I can't sleep so here. Am I forgiven? Has your heart stopped hurting? Well I tried. Good night, see ya real soon!