But I'm gonna write this anyways, fuck y'all (jk, i love you)
I got back from a cruise, went to Saint Maarten (or Martin, if you're French) and Saint Thomas. If you're wondering why Martin is the French version, Maarten is the Dutch spelling. You see, the island is split between the French and the- you probably don't care. It was great though.
I have family staying over. It's greeeeeat. During dinner my Aunt just stops us and forces us to pray, and I just- but she brought doughnuts so I don't hate her.
My dogs are spoiled brats
I got scared because my internet was being slow and the only tab that was working was deviant art. So I'm scrolling through looking at Monster Prom fanart when "Michael In The Bathroom" started playing and I jumped back. When I jumped back I somehow popped my neck and it was so satisfying...
I'm finna make part two of Hellfire, get ready bitches
Okay, bye bye
HELLFIRE, DARK FIRE, NOW GYPSY IT'S YOUR TURN! CHOOSE ME OR YO- *fuckin dies*
YOU ARE READING
Dream Daddy oneshots
Fanfictionhehehehehe hi This started out originally as a multi-fandom one-shot book but I can't think of any story ideas for other things. So, yeah... enjoy! I don't own anything but the stories so please enjoy! Requests currently open!
