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Buckle up fuckos

Okay, @foxy1987198333 you already know cause you were there, anyways. So we're in history class and the Dean is teaching. We're going over stuff we did at the beginning of the year. It's basically revolutionary war ('murica). We're doing this thing where he gives us 30 seconds to summarize a vocab word in 5 words or less. Then we go over them. 

So the vocab word is John Rolfe, I summarize it using Tobacco guy. When we go over it...

The Dean...

The freaking Dean calls him "Tobacco Daddy"


I fucking lost it.

Someone please draw John Rolfe as a Dream Daddy character before I do. 


Ok bye.

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